Thomas Smith

My Twitter is good.

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@josephxhenry @NoahRyanCo How do you train the Achilles tendon?

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@CombatTherapist Bones mma torquay, sick

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The umpires are not a team bro wtf

[Has the umpire made A Bad decision? @hasumpstuffedup]

Fantastic game!

No doubt some will find some examples in the last 10 minutes which could have been paid on a close watch - but on first view that was a very well umpired game!

A performance by all 3 teams to match the occasion. Well done all

#AnzacDay #AFLDonsPies

[ralph horowitz @rtralphy]

How Channel 9 have confirmed that every AFL club is in crisis. A thread 🧵

Adelaide and their coach Matthew Nicks:

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Haven't caught a train in a while

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Every day I regret shaving my rat tail

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Going to make a conscious effort to type messages correctly rather then shortening every second word

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Lots of cars on the road this week

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Large HSP for 40$ thats criminal

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The only bad thing about summer is that you're usually just wearing shorts and a t shirt, making it harder to pocket things from the shops

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My favourite saying is definitely "if everyone just did the right thing". Class

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Going to try and eat pizza 3-4 times a week this year

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@ufc @SugaSeanMMA @chitoveraUFC Where is chitos jumper from?

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Dont ditch the self serve as it will make stealing a lot harder! @Coles @woolworths

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

Should supermarkets ditch self-service checkouts?

There have been calls for major Aussie grocery stores to stop using self-service checkouts in a bid to improve customer experience and prevent stealing in the current cost of living crisis.

MORE: https://t.co/mx6sbv9MfL

#9News

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Perfect night for a bit of hemingway

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The more a celebrity dresses up for Halloween the less I like them

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12 dollar schooners for happy hour. Blow this joint up

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

This his how much things should cost:

Iced tea: $1
Sandwich: $6
Soup: $4
Shirt: $8
Pants: $15
Jacket: $25
Genuine leather jacket: $100
Car: $15,000
Truck: $22,000
House: $180,000
Doctors visit: $0
Imaging: $0
Specialist: $0
ER visit: $0
Surgery: $0
Long term hospital stay: $0

[Thomas Smith @smit_eee]

Brownlow takes way to fucking long

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$6.20 for a large shake at mcdonalds these days. At fookin mcdonalds. They shouldn't be more then 3 bucks