Sean

smarter than the average bear

[David Pollack @DavidPollackUSA]

Marco Rubio realizing he has to clean the algae out of the Reflecting Pool

[jbulltard @jbulltard1]

I legit think this may be the first product to ever hit the market and not sell a single unit

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to permanently hand over the Strait of Hormuz to Iran under their full sovereign authority, with Iran collecting tolls called "service fees" from all commercial ships after a 60-day waiver period. The opening is planned for Friday, after the signing, per Fars.

With pre-war Hormuz traffic at 30,000 vessels and 7.6 billion barrels of oil per year, this could generate $10+ billion in annual revenue for Iran, and comes on top of the $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly sent to Iran.

This also directly contradicts Trump's claim of a "toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz" under no fees.

[Rachel Kryshak @RachelKryshak]

If players demand NMCs and do this, there should be a clause that says a trade request must be accompanied by a 16 team list that the player cannot block a trade to. I’d nullify the NMC completely but doubt that works.
Can’t have it both ways - you either want NMC, or you don’t.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You live in NYC you fucking traitor

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Patrick Schwarzenegger @PSchwarzenegger]

You got no idea…

[Sean @smitchely]

@Canucks I don't ask for much but please no Pierre Dorian.

[Bearly AI @bearlyai]

The Son of Anton scene will almost certainly be the most referenced Silicon Valley scene in age of AI:

“It’s possible that…the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs, was to get rid of all the software.”

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Piers is a real pro here, sometimes it’s the notes you don’t play

[Nature Is Nonpartisan @NINP_org]

The National Park Service ran on a $3 billion budget and generated $56 billion in economic output in 2024. That’s over $17 back for every $1 invested.

With a record of 332 million visitors last year, Americans clearly care about their parks and expect them to be funded.

[Josh Young @JoshYoung]

"New reports from today indicate that this Indian tanker fell for a fake IRGC crypto scam. They paid USDT to the scammers, thinking they could now pass through freely, and got shot at by the real IRGC forces."

[Sean @smitchely]

@RealEmirHan Happy Gilmore 2 was brutal.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

If Iran simply accepted the deal we said they had already accepted, we wouldn’t still be in a war we said we’ve already won.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

MARTY PARTY HARD.

#PHIvsPIT | #IgniteTheOrange

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

He got the Strait closed, disrupted the entire global economy, exploded gas prices, wrecked our alliances, killed thousands of innocent people including young girls at a school, depleted American missile stockpiles, degraded our Middle East military bases, and destroyed America’s global standing only to get the Strait reopened on Iran’s terms and potentially give them $20 billion. The art of the deal!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Just 20 minutes before Trump's announcement that the Strait of Hormuz was open, massive trades hit the market.

Investors sold a combined 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures, ​a $760 million bet that oil would go down.

These orders were much larger than anything else at the time.

The traders made huge gains.

Unusual.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate