Ra

The great sun god has risen on twitter! follow me and bask in my elegance.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@KukulkanSmite @SmiteZeus @PoseidonSmite @AphroditeSmite_ @AresSmite @ScyllaSmite_ You should see Anhur's birthdays, Geb makes the best cake

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@XbalanqueSmite @AwilixSmite he'd probably be less mad if you didn't bring it up all the time.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@LokiSmite_ @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet @VulcanSmite the chair would get moldy with a shower, and toast is an early morning thing.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@Smite_Bastet @LokiSmite_ @SunWukongSmite @chaacSmite @OsirisSmite @VulcanSmite well I don't expect you to know, you're always out at night.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@LokiSmite_ @SunWukongSmite @chaacSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet @VulcanSmite Comfort is paramount

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@LokiSmite_ @SunWukongSmite @chaacSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet @VulcanSmite well maybe I want an actual chair, not a trap.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@LokiSmite_ @SunWukongSmite @chaacSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet @VulcanSmite Yeah, because mechanics make good chairs.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@SunWukongSmite @chaacSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet It was from my favorite carpenter, he died around 5000 years ago.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@SunWukongSmite @chaacSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet I you must know, it's more about the chair than you.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@LokiSmite_ @Smite_Bastet @SunWukongSmite @OsirisSmite Sundance film festival, to name one.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@OsirisSmite @SunWukongSmite @Smite_Bastet @AnhurSmite @KhepriSmite He's a great co-worker, but he can get a little PUSHY at times.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@SunWukongSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet @AnhurSmite That's what they all say. Next thing I know there'll be monkeys in my parlor.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@SunWukongSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet @AnhurSmite I wouldn't lock her up on the sun, Hou Yi lives there. I have a mansion.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@SunWukongSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet @AnhurSmite you don' want to be put under a mountain again, do you?

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@SunWukongSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet @AnhurSmite she's my daughter. Also you had probably best calm down,

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@Smite_Bastet @SunWukongSmite @OsirisSmite I have them for special occasions.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@SunWukongSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet watch your tone, I might send @AnhurSmite to tail you.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@SunWukongSmite @OsirisSmite @Smite_Bastet oh, I'm shaking in my IMMORTAL boots over here.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@LokiSmite_ @OsirisSmite @IsisSmite they will if you announce it like that. Man, for a trickster you really can't play a practical joke.

[Ra @Smite_Ra]

@OsirisSmite @SunWukongSmite @Smite_Bastet at least SOMEONE enjoys them...