Vulcan

Master of the forge, lord of blacksmithing and shaker of the earth! But still, I have no passive:c
(This is a parody account, and has no affiliations with HiRez

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@AnubisSmite_ @SmiteMercury well.. I wouldn't want to do anything that would upset you Anubis,just be careful, especially around my friends!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@BacchusSmite Steam you say? @chaacSmite hasn't been making it rain on my back whilst I've been sleeping has he?

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@AgniSmite @SunWukongSmite haha my the best God become victorious on that day my friend!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@AgniSmite @SunWukongSmite my hammer endures the harshest temperature my forge has to offer! I'd like to see someone try and melt it!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@AgniSmite Me parting from my hammer is like @SunWukongSmite parting from his cudgel. It ain't gonna happen friend!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@AgniSmite not hot enough to melt my strongest weapons and armour! Haha!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@AwilixSmite and it would do her a lotta good if she wore it to battle more frequently

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@AwilixSmite you know if worse comes to worse, I can always forge new limbs. But let's hope it doesn't come to that!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@Geb_SMITE @chaacSmite @Smite_Bastet @LokiSmite_ @Smite_Loki @HeBoSmite @PoseidonSmite I think I'm going to stay out of this one

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@AresSmite @Geb_SMITE @AphroditeSmite_ @SerqetSmite @KhepriSmite @SmiteZeus that may be true, but I am half the man you are, Ares..

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@Geb_SMITE @AphroditeSmite_ @SerqetSmite @KhepriSmite @AresSmite I don't blame her.. @SmiteZeus married me to her purely because I was ugly!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@SerqetSmite @KhepriSmite @Geb_SMITE I've been working hard on the forge all day, I could do with a break! I!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@HelSmite_ @SmiteZeus @LokiSmite_ @SmiteVamana @SerqetSmite you think he has big muscles? Haha check out these!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@kalismite @HelSmite_ disappeared you say? Broke your say?! I assure you that neither of those things will happen this time!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@HelSmite_ haha don't mention it! Like I said earlier, I make my finest creations for my finest friends! ^-^

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@HelSmite_ awh... We don't want that... I'll come up with something for her at least, but I'll put an extra effort into your present!! c:

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@HelSmite_ hmm I suppose talking to an angry goddess would be quite stressful... I don't suppose you could have a word with her?

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@kalismite @HelSmite_ No one would make it stronger!!

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@HelSmite_ You recon so hmm? What are the chances I can actually speak to her about it?

[Vulcan @VulcanSmite]

@HelSmite_ Break something I made? Now that would be quite a accomplishment!