David Smith

What's to say? I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker.

[David Smith @smith1168]

I think Jesus is the ultimate Halloween character. A cannibalistic, magical zombie. How can you get more Halloweenie than that?

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@TransLink Where's the 100 going up the hill to 22nd St? I've been put on hold with your operator.

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Happy wedding Kristen and Shayla; many happy returns!
#NewlyHutched

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"Braveheart" is "Roots" for white people.

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I've been watching "Going Clear" on HBO, and have been thinking: is "Uncle Dave" a respectable name for a cult figurehead?

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@NerdistDotCom @FunctionalNerd ...why are those trash bins trying to cop a feel?

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@margaretcho @jasonkwatkins @PaulWDrake ...isn't it funny how men will lash out at a woman who makes their weiners feel small?

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@kristenschaaled @PFTompkins my goal is to be as famous and beloved as Paul F. Tompkins, so Kristen Schall might wish me a happy birthday. 😉

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@tuckonthis We are all "meat machines," we homo sapiens sapiens. But free will = legal equality in terms of epistemological significance.

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@ThatKevinSmith ...definitely, New Jersey has never looked... sunnier. Good on you all.

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@RonFunches ...in either case, wouldn't that indicate diabetes?
;)

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@bright_flight ...you know, you don't HAVE to look at it...

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@VanillaSkunk @Mikaufoxy @DJ_Digipig You look happy and well. Good on you!

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@AtThyWord777 @AtheistEngineer ...you mean "The Necronomicon?"

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@BaruchelNDG ...was "The Big Sleep" preceeded by "Le Huge Joint?" 😉

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@Paigethethird ...wait, was I out last night?

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My sentiments, exactly.

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@tuckonthis ...wait five minutes. ;) It may not get better, but it may. It'll certainly be different.

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Why, exactly?