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[Louis Mosley @louismosley]

@ZackPolanski - this is magnificent. Three things I can’t deny:

1. It is a video.
2. You are wearing a jacket.
3. Then you aren’t.
4. Then you are again.

Unfortunately that’s where the accuracy ends.

A few corrections for you:

Peter Thiel is not our CEO. Alex Karp is — and has been for 20+ years. (A lifelong Democrat, for anyone keeping score.)

We are not a “spyware company.” Spyware is malware. Malware is illegal. Calling a software company spyware is, technically, defamatory (don’t worry, we are not suing).

We don’t build surveillance technology. We build software that helps organisations make sense of data they already hold. Not the same thing.

There was no “private tour” of our HQ. There was a public photocall to which the media came. Hence, why there are so many pictures of the event.

Our MOD contract is not “the biggest defence contract in UK history.” Ajax armoured vehicles = £5.5bn. Dreadnought submarines = £31bn. We’re grateful for the work, but let’s keep a sense of scale.

We have no more access to NHS data than Microsoft has to the contents of your Word documents. I think you know this by now.

We don’t have access to patient medical records. Same story.

I agree that “nothing matters more than our health.” Which makes it worth reminding you of what Palantir’s software is actually doing in the NHS right now:

->110,000 additional operations
->15% fewer delayed hospital discharges
->7% more patients finding out within 28 days whether they have cancer

Respect again for what you did with that jacket.

[ČŠ @smith2911]

@SouthamptonFC Relegate us now

[ČŠ @smith2911]

Classic saints

[Ole @ole_stht]

Kinda funny how the worst of the three is the only one with a Ballon d’or… shows how much timing matters with these things

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

This tackle could’ve altered the entire course of football, imagine ronaldo didn’t dodge that
https://t.co/5z5oAXAwdT

[³𝒂𝒎𝒓 @3amrXo]

These are Balon D'or stats nowadays lmao

[Messi’n Around @miamicasuals]

@Ziyechman Aren’t they England teammates? No wonder England never win anything

[Gavin Stevens @StevensG020792]

You scumbag bastards £7 admin charge for getting a refund that was £9.40 altogether. Fuck off @northernassist

[ČŠ @smith2911]

Messi’s legendary free kick against Liverpool in UCL was a deflection and people ain’t ready to talk about it

[ČŠ @smith2911]

@BckWaterOvrFlow @noranazmy @LawrenceMuscant @RabbiShmuley More of a Ronaldo person tbh

[ČŠ @smith2911]

@BckWaterOvrFlow @noranazmy @LawrenceMuscant @RabbiShmuley 🤣stop embarrassing yourself

[ČŠ @smith2911]

@BckWaterOvrFlow @noranazmy @LawrenceMuscant @RabbiShmuley You’re dumb

[ČŠ @smith2911]

@saffronmirza The 3D prinited shrek Buddha is lit wtf

[ČŠ @smith2911]

Messi the goat but he only won the balon d’or bc of nostalgia and that he’s retiring soon. No longer best player in the world he won’t even be on the nominee list next year 👉👈

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇨🇮✨ All 20 of Yaya Touré's PL goals in the 13/14 season… the midfielder also registered 9 assists. 🤩

[World Cup Hub @FootbalIhub]

@FabrizioRomano The Eden Hazard goal was outrageously disgusting.

[ČŠ @smith2911]

Mate these Insta invites are PISSING me off

[ČŠ @smith2911]

@alibowers13 @domlevoi_ I am this guy

[ČŠ @smith2911]

@Ashjames95 @Wolfpackwwfc @marshyleeds @Laweeeence Wtf