We have instructed all Deliveroo riders to blast the new national anthem by Beyoncé from their bags today.
We will be making no further comment at this time.
You wouldn't juice a ham ✖️
You wouldn't zest a lasagne✖️
⚠️ 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗜𝗭𝗭𝗔 𝗜𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗢𝗞𝗔𝗬 ⚠️
From today, pineapple on pizza is 𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 on Deliveroo. You're welcome, earth. 🍍🍕
"Thank you so much for your support over the years but especially this last week"
The captain @AndrewRobertso5 also has a message for you.
#NoScotlandNoParty
We really hope that wherever you were watching from tonight, we’ve helped to put a smile on your face in an otherwise difficult year.
We wish you could be here, partying long into the night in Belgrade – or having a few with your pals back home.
Let's make 2021 a special year.