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Doer of little. Procrastination can wait till tomorrow.

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@AdrianFaiers I agree that making EVs as enormous SUVs is stupid.
I also think it is unfortunate that the popularity of EVs comes at the same time as the effects of years of neglect of Britain's roads.
It is also true that most EVs are more aerodynamic than they look as the underside is flat.

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@mrdpa If they follow you and you write their names in a post would they see it?

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@fesshole The bartender allows you to choose what glass they use?

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@elystandard Again? People have been calling for that over and over again since the 70s.

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@rorysutherland Now it is 2026 and AI can construct a better sentence than a lot of people, why are they still sending out products with laughable Chinglish instructions?
Not just cheap tat either. The £120 kettle bought recently says "do not freeze the appliance in the refrigerator"

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@mrdpa All those years of headphones flattened them out?

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@fesshole

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@mrdpa This one? I've never spent more than about £30 but the stuff has always arrived. Pays your money I guess.

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@mrdpa I have never seen refurb stuff on there. They run a strict algorithm. If you look for food mixers or whatever, expect to see nothing but cooking equipment for page after page ever after.

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@mrdpa You get what you pay for. Some of it is tat but you can often find the same stuff as Amazon for 2/3rds the price.
Big stuff takes ages to arrive.
The website is full of incredible offers but come at a minimum spend.

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@mrdpa Medium rare?! :-)

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@mrdpa I told you before, never click "For You". No good will come of it.

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@Tesco Hi Tesco.
Can anyone tell me what was in these packets of Batter Mix? It is definitely not batter mix. It is sweet. Instead of toad in the hole, I have just made a sausage cake!

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@ChrisGoffey Depends if you like having electricity I suppose.

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@fesshole Aw mate! Been there.
I needed one of these.

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@mrdpa They will do their own side deal and cut you both out.

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@elystandard So is the idea that they only reach 60?
If they are ignoring the 30 speed limit then they will ignore the 20 speed limit.

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@NoContextBrits

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@mrdpa Of course.
Although I did work with a chap who drank black tea.
Even he admitted it was weird.

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@mrdpa No,no,no. No sugar. Tea and milk. Thank you. And again in about half an hour.