Crazyquida

Weird stuff just happens to me and I think God enjoys making a comedy out of my life.

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The one game an artist can never play... Pictionary. Apparently were over qualified.

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ur a broke college student when u pay for a 4 dollar item with 3 different currencies, 1 quarters, 2 dollar bills, & 49 cents on your card.

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Intense 1 minute dreams always get me. #legspasms #forgettingyourwhereabouts #sleepinganywhereatanytime

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The words we regret most are the one's we spit out in anger.

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There are basses then there are sanctified basses. #christianlife #organ

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Fast food gettin' slow #waitinginlinefor20minutes

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When your boss asks you for three dollars... #getfired #bossdesperate

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Girl you need a brush not a pic #whitegirlproblems

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When will people learn that talking about the temperature or weather is unnecessary because no one ever knows how to respond.

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The Disney movie pochantas basically sums up American history with this quote, "These white men are dangerous. "