Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY

Swedish. Crypto enthusiast. Thoughts of the world…

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

@PardonMyTake @reeses No clitoris?

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

@thenewonewpower @dontejharvey He’s probably getting paid more in college than what he’d make in the first couple of years in the league

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

Starting to say “Sorry I’m not liquid right now” when a homeless person asks for money

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

@houmanhemmati All hot

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@jayant__07 @HOTDNewsHBO Why did u bring him up then? He’s obviously not on the list for a reason.

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

U joking about this shows you’ve never had a kind father. My dad and I used to do this all the time. Unfortunately, he was sent to jail when I was 12 for reasons I still haven’t figured out. I miss him so much.

[Mr Business @mybigcrack]

We literally learned this in nutella class

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

@holy_modem @VitaminWaterTho @starfoxfreshman @camerobradford Well done

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@jayant__07 @HOTDNewsHBO He’s not on the list

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@heyshipz No

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

@KyleBown @Bigdaddyvinz_ You nerd

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

@Shane00 I LOVE BRON. He is the goat of our generation. Idk why people glaze Jordan when they’ve never seen him play live. Like you watch some highlights and say “He’s the GOAT” bs

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

A team of the best international players in the NBA would beat a team of the best US players. Disagree with me I dare you.

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

@HaterReport_ I love this guy fuck all you

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

@keithrichmond82 @MLFootball Not even a Sheduer fan, and don’t know if you are rage bating, but this is so fucking stupid. He was a 5th rounder and started as a third stringer. And honestly, he didn’t look horrible. Same amount of 300 yd passing games as Drake Maye. I hate you.

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

Would love to interact with someone who is against us invading Venezuela and capturing Maduro. Would love to have a respectful debate. #Venezuela

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

So we own War Mexico now?

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

Anyone else?? #ashwaganda #penisgrowth

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

Just heard a https://t.co/BptpWgzGj0 ad “Voted best real estate app by a proprietary survey”… gonna start saying my dick was voted the nicest and biggest by a proprietary survey.

[Smith Townson, MBA, CPA, GAY @smith_townson]

The kid sitting next to me on a 2:30 hour flight watched nothing but TikToks without taking a break. There’s a bubble.