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[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Goes to one Knicks game and they lose for the literal first time in 2 months. Calls the head of FIFA to make him overturn a red card and then the US loses in one of the worst matches of the tournament. No one does it like him, it’s actually amazing

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

i just found out that men also play soccer… processing this

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

i’m sick she is so beautiful

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

[Arsenal Women @ArsenalWFC]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. THE ONLY IN THE LAND ❤️

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

YOUR #PARIS2024 GOLD MEDALISTS 🇺🇸🥇

[Connor Moore @ConnorMoore_7]

OUR LEGS? TIRED
THE H*ES? PISSED
OUR MEDAL? GOLD

SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, EVERYBODY…PLAY THE GOD. DAMN. MUSIC

WHAT, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

She’s headed Stateside 🇺🇸

U.S. Soccer has appointed Emma Hayes as the 10th full-time head coach in #USWNT history » https://t.co/sR7qfSnWVx

Welcome, Emma!

[Gotham FC @GothamFC]

The category is ✨ CHAMPIONS ✨

Your #GothamFC take the 2023 #NWSLChampionship!!! 🦇

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.

[Lex @_LexusNicole]

This looks like when Scar took over Pride Rock

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

If it’s not necessary for police to use teargas against the fascists storming the Capitol right now, it’s not necessary in any circumstance.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

I guess they were out of tear gas.

They always seem to have it for Black people and anti-Trump protesters, but never for pro-Trump rioters.

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

It’s so weird that they’re not being shot in the face with rubber bullets.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Michelle Obama had the time today.

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Trump’s day today:

-GA called for Biden

-Lost lawsuit to throw out votes in Detroit

-Lost lawsuit blocking ballots arriving after Election Day in PA

-Withdrew lawsuit challenging ballots in AZ

-Lost Electoral College 306-232 & popular vote by 5.4 million

[Iris Blasi @IrisBlasi]

It took 38 days following Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death for the Senate to confirm a new Supreme Court Justice.

It’s been *215 days* since the Senate passed a covid relief package with one-time $1200 stimulus checks.

The wheels of government only turn slowly when they want to.