Rich Smith 〓〓

Apparently I'm the reason Bill Bryson doesn't pop down to the newsagents anymore.

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@MrMichaelSpicer Carpetright's closure is harvest time for circus marketing.

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@MrMichaelSpicer I want six posters...

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@mrjakehumphrey Should have been called Gaffer Tape.

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@AlistairGriffin Just want to thank you. I'm a year six teacher and used your song 'What If' to accompany the closing montage to my Leavers' Assembly on Friday. Even had some of the dads in tears! A perfect song for it!

#IHopeNoRoyaltiesAreOwed

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Don't forget the concert at Windsor Castle tonight to mark @Argyle's championship and promotion!

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Check out this guy's candle-balancing skills at today's #Coronation of #KingCharles.

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Hi, @rioferdy5. I'm sure you don't remember, but I once held a door open for you when you were leaving an eatery in Chelsea a few years back.

Any chance you could say 'Thank you' to me, because you didn't at the time?

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@footballtweet The blues.

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@TerribleMaps It's a (hand) relief map.

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@paddypower They're Park-Kim the bus.

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@NealGardner_ They're Park-Kim the bus.

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@Troll_Fotballl They're Park-Kim the bus.

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@TrollFootball They're Park-Kim the bus.

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@zinedinebalec They're Park-Kim the bus.

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@shpend_ They're Park-Kim the bus.

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@SBM_Horla They're Park-Kim the bus.

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@footballtweet @1908masterclass They're Park-Kim the bus.

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@2022_QatarWC Park-Kim the bus.

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@theJeremyVine @swindonadver @SwindonCouncil @Official_STFC @SwinWildcats Some labour.

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@footballtweet @BellinghamJude Won it, you mean?