Chris Smith

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@altonbrown I bought an air fryer after you did a Covid Lockdown side-by-side comparison of Chicken Wings in a convection oven and air fryer, and you said the air fryer wings were crispier. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@rustywx I guess that means I gotta go clean up the garage so I can put both cars in tonight. Ugh

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@strangepartscom @wendoverpro @thewheatgerm @adamhchase 1776 to 2023 is a pretty good run. Almost as good as his sideways run.

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@TheBrianMcManus I’ve been out of the loop lately. Is this still about your couch? You must really be trying to get rid of that thing.

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@StoneMountain64 Hope it works out better for ya than playing mini golf.

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@alanisnking I’ll send you $20 if you convince jimmy Johnson to do a cartwheel while biting a croissant 🥐

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@alanisnking Pizza is a fulfilling meal

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@toottootchoo @FeitCanWrite I would sacrifice all those things as well if we could protect kids from the #1 cause of death of kids - guns. But please go off on your imaginary threat while kids get shot every day.

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@BeezyManzell @Nerd4Cities For millennials it was a dark side of the moon t-shirt.

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@wendoverpro Seems like jet lag is exploring some STRANGE PARTS of the world

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@elonmusk

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@alanisnking @donutracingshow @eliz_blackstock @nolanjsykes @donutmedia Where are the bad photoshops? All I see is a great photoshop.

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@imperatrixrhea @WatchNebula @TheBrianMcManus

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@imperatrixrhea @WatchNebula @TheBrianMcManus

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@eliz_blackstock -both grew up in North Carolina
-both lack diversity in the on-screen hosts
-lots of people watch hoping to see someone crash

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@alanisnking It’s about finding new boyfriends every week

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@TheBrianMcManus @TMowbs @linef4ult Ok. I’ll stop. My condolences to your family.

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@TMowbs @linef4ult @TheBrianMcManus It’s a bit funny. If @TheBrianMcManus wants me to stop I will. Til then it’s Brit jokes for Irish ☘️ boy nonstop.

(I understand many people have fought and died over the Irish/uk issue in the not so distant past. I don’t make light of that.)

[Chris Smith @SmithChris_]

@TheBrianMcManus They definitely have Pizzazz