Chris Smith

I help clients with their marketing and write things for them.

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

@Kwik_Fit The Blair Witch Project!

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

@Mr_barghest_ An extremely small elephant...

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

@Kwik_Fit Ethiopian Yirgacheffe

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

@electra_rhodes Going through exactly that now. Found the banks and utilities surprisingly helpful. Not so TalkTalk though.

Also contacting loved ones, friends, acquaintances and organisations takes a surprising amount of time.

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

@jackdraws I have a 9-yr-old who loves graphic novels and would be very excited to get involved.

Cannot DM though without crossing Musk's palm with silver and can't afford to do that.

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

@AutoTrader_UK My old Peugeot 205 GTi with faded red paint and crumbling seat foam

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

@phoenixcomicuk 😍

[The Phoenix comic @phoenixcomicuk]

WIN a collection of 6 Phoenix badges of your choice!

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✅Follow us
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Giveaway closes in 24 hours. A winner will be selected at random on 18.07.24 and will be notified by DM. UK only.

Good luck everyone 🤞

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

@BeanoOfficial ✍️

[Beano @BeanoOfficial]

It's #BeanoWednesday! 🙌

This week, there's no more school… well for the summer at least! 😆

We have a comic to give to one lucky follower.

To enter:
➡️= Follow us.
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Comp closes at 4pm today. T&Cs link in bio.

[Jamie Smart @jamiesmart]

🚨Okay let’s do this! BUNNY VS MONKEY: The Great Big Glitch is the TENTH book in the series, it’s not out till OCTOBER, but I have one super advance copy to send to a BVM fan to read earlier than anyone else!
💖All you have to do is share this tweet. Winner chosen Mon 22nd
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[Chris Smith @smithcn]

I'm getting fed up with the constant #spam from the @TheDemocrats. Old Joe can't get my name right (it's not Joseph), plus I'm in the UK and not a US citizen.

Things must be getting desperate...

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

RT if you think the Greens quadrupling their seats should have as much media attention as Reform!

[Neil Dudgeon @dudgeon_neil]

Tories saying they need time to reflect on why they lost. C’mon guys, I know you’re out of touch, but you don’t need Poirot to unravel the mystery. You lied, you’re corrupt, you shat in our rivers and shovelled money to your mates, you partied while others died. Hope this helps.

[Richard Milne @milneorchid]

#C4BritainDecides @Channel4
The Greens have 4 MPs
Reform PLC have 4 MPs.
So why do Ref appear individually on your your graphics while the Greens are only among the "others"?

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

Here's why you should bother to vote: in order to kick the Tories into 3rd place. Read on to learn more...

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Everyone knows Labour are going to win the election, but if you’re feeling like there’s no point in voting as the outcome is a foregone conclusion, I’d like to draw your attention to something really radical that is on offer tomorrow: 1/8

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

We didn't have parties to "boost morale".
We didn't have quiz nights.
We didn't have champagne.
We watched our colleagues die.
We watched the bodies pile high in their thousands.
These lying, cheating, self-serving charlatans need to be flung out of office.
Use your vote. Vote.

[Chris Smith @smithcn]

@ACarpenDigital Ferguson Automated Rapid Transport System.

Kids would love travelling on it...

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Our handy summary of the Election 2024 campaigns.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

It worries me that people are using ChatGPT to write emails and essays. Hard to think of anything more dangerous than letting our creative and mental powers, the things that make us human, atrophy from disuse. When you create anything, what you’re really creating is yourself.