me, taking huge rips of shoe polish remover in public: snrfff coughcoughcough uohhh
twink walking by: omg yes hunny we love poppers! happy Pride bitchh!
me, taking another lethal dose of inhalants and looking around confusedly: whhat th hell did that little girl just say to me
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.