gary smith

Hardworking,efficient, hygienic ,easy to clean, ....

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

In hiding for over a fortnight to swerve any scrutiny over his multitude of illicit donations but finally breaks cover to shit all over the express wishes of Henry Nowak’s family

You can set your watch by Farage’s pisswizardry

A stain on U.K. politics

[Trevor McArdle @McardleTrevor]

Inflation “unexpectedly” fell by 0.5% to 2.8%

Growth was an “unexpected” 0.7% - the highest in the G7

Net immigration “unexpectedly” fell by 82%

NHS “unexpectedly” met it’s interim 18 week target

Our media have so deceived the public that all positive news is now “unexpected”

[gary smith @smithgary]

Spot. On.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Judge us on our record:
-senior colleague imprisoned for taking bribes from Russia
-me failing to declare a £5 million gift
-Richard Tice dodging tax
-my girlfriend buying an £885k house for cash with money she didn’t have
-All Reform councils putting up council tax after promising to cut it
-me breaking the MPs code of conduct 17 times
-over 30 people confirming I was a racist and antisemitic at school
-over 75 councillors sacked, resigned or defected
-all our MPs are gobshites, fuckwits or cunts

[Saucy Seventies Adventures @SaucySeventies]

Easter Saturday entertainment. Worzel Gummidge skankin' with The Beat.

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

A reminder
From 2024

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

Imagine Starmer ‘forgetting’ who’d bought an £800,000 house, doing a video tribute to a notorious paedophile, having former classmates saying he’d said ‘Hitler was right’ and ‘gas them all (with hissing sounds) to a Jewish pupil.
Why is Farage held to far lower standards?

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

He should be locked up.

[gary smith @smithgary]

@MerrynSW @thetimes Now I understand it...

[Merryn Somerset Webb @MerrynSW]

My life explained by @thetimes. Speed reading causes face blindness. I read insanely fast. But recognise almost no one (usual apologies to everyone). Similar research from 2010 here. https://t.co/mgS8WK6gew

[emily m @maitlis]

Ahh this explains so much ! 👀

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Gary Lineker: Genocide is bad.

The right: Stick to football.

Jim Ratcliffe: The UK is being colonised, and I don't pay personal income tax here.

The right: Yaay, Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Man of the people. True patriot.

Rashford: Feed the kids.

The right: Boo. Stick to football.

[Anna Soubry 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🖤🤍 @Anna_Soubry]

Getting aside the mistakes - accepting some serious failures of judgement @Keir_Starmer has integrity & a deep sense of serving the country rather than pursuing his own self interest.
Those 2 qualities should not be forgotten by his #Labour colleagues.

#Starmer needs a fundamental reset, the offer of a clear vision of the country he seeks to change & the offer of hope to voters increasingly sick of all mainstream politicians.

[gary smith @smithgary]

Really, all this worry about the cost of living is utter nonsense..

[Richard Latto @RichardLatto]

After going through every foot of film and every inch of video tape, this will be a real treat for fans as we can unveil some incredible unseen material... all looking sparkling as we present Only Fools on TV in HD for the first time too!

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

This is Sarah Pochin - Reform UK MP for Runcorn - @SarahForRuncorn

Sarah doesn't want to see black or Asian people on her TV.

She said: “It drives me mad seeing adverts full of black and Asian people.”

This sort of racism is abhorrent, and she must resign.

RT if you agree.

[stellacreasy @stellacreasy]

Being accountable to an international court means our Government has to answer to them if it tries to undermine your human rights. Be very suspicious of any UK politician who wants to remove that check on their powers.

Share this and speak up for your freedoms.

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Tory leader Kemi Badenoch tried to grab some US far-right energy recently by publicly meeting with Turning Point UK (TPUK) to mourn assassinated US activist Charlie Kirk, a close ally of Donald Trump.

TPUK is the British wing of Kirk’s group, Turning Point USA, which claims to be the “largest Conservative student movement” in the US with groups at more than 3,500 universities and high schools. 

TPUK’s efforts to build a similar movement among university students over here failed miserably, and instead it now arranges foul-mouthed street protests with groups of “patriots”.

Full story online and in the latest issue: https://t.co/mMLhNixVfC

For the rest, including cartoons, Pseuds, Dumb Britain and all the other regulars, you’ll have to buy the magazine.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My dad suddenly seemed so detached from reality I honestly couldn't tell if it was dementia or a psychotic break. But after sitting near a bunch of far right knobbeads in the pub a lightbulb went off in my brain and I disabled GB News on his telly. Sorted.

[gary smith @smithgary]

@PremierFPLTools New teams, android Chrome.

[Will Jeanes @will_jeanes]

Jonny Evans' departure means that next season will be the first at Manchester United since 1973-74 without a player who played for the club under Alex Ferguson.