The kewlest teacher you never had

I’m not the turkey. You’re the turkey. You turkey. 🦃

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

My children never get my AIDS and 9/11 jokes.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

@SWXLocalSports Your feed of the Okanogan/Colfax game on the NFHS network is incredibly unwatchable. So disappointing.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

Corn! #MacysParade

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

Float sponsored by Solo Stove®️!

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

@hanz_0lo It’s a musical written by someone who only read about autistic teens and don’t they know, dances are not really a big thing anymore?

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

@JocelynAwakens TokyoMilk

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

I guess denying Americans their natural born rights is far more important than insuring a habitable world for our future.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

With all of these devastating natural disasters occurring, disasters that have been occurring for years now, people and politicians are creating false crises to distract from the real issue of climate change. My 13 year old daughter is literally having anxiety attacks about it.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

She is frightened she is going to die at 30 from the side effects of our self inflicted climate change before she can even accomplish her dreams.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

@JamesEsses You, @JamesEsses, are psychotic.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

“What other Times readers did
No one in our sample of 1,093,190 completed Wordles faced this scenario!”

I feel so special. Should I buy a lotto ticket?

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

It takes far too much time to get “geared up” for house chores. The snacking and podcast curation alone!

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

Can Zillow please use “closed concept” as a search term?

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

Will Arnett hosting an F1 show might get me into watching F1.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

If you have diagnosed chronic major depression, don’t have a teenage girl. Some days are unmanageable.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

Mystery Crocs. Addressed to me. Hmmm.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

@katherinesmith I’ve never written so many referrals!

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

Students at school really making the last weeks of school real un-fun.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

Things I Hate: Music Edition. Mick Jagger’s singing and performance style. Stevie Nicks’ singing. Most of the Beach Boys’ oeuvre, except for, Kokomo. Ringo. More to come, I’m sure.

[The kewlest teacher you never had @smithismyname]

@hanz_0lo @katherinesmith New Jersey. That one is hilarious.