Jake Smith

Retired pitcher for Northland College #25. Graduated. Hunting and Fishing. #RollJacks

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

The US Government (who’s worth TRILLIONS): “Time to pay your taxes. But I’m not gonna tell you what you owe me. That’s your responsibility. Ooo btw, if you don’t give me enough, I’ll penalize you and potentially arrest you for tax evasion.”

Citizen: “So YOU want a percentage of MY income. But you won’t tell me how much I owe, and all of the onus is on me. Which, if I can’t do myself I’ll need to spend MORE of my income hiring an institution to do it?”

Government: Yup.

Citizen:

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

Thank you, everyone. Over and out.

You can watch the final season of Letterkenny on @CraveCanada if you want to.

From @newmetricmedia.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

After 9, arguably 10, years in the NFL - I am officially retiring

I truly can’t put into words how grateful I am for this game and the people who have been on this journey with me

Thank you all so much ❤️

See you in Canton, OH

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Commanders FedExField was rated as the worst stadium in the entire #NFL, per @USATODAY

#Packers Lambeau field was rated as the best stadium in the entire NFL.

Full list here:

1: #Packers Lambeau Field
2: #Rams/#Chargers Sofi Stadium
3: #Raiders Allegiant Stadium
4: #Falcons Mercedes Benz Stadium
5: #Colts Lucas Oil Stadium
6: #Vikings US Bank Stadium
7: #Cowboys AT&T Stadium
8: #Seahawks Lumen Field
9: #Steelers Acrisure Stadium
10: #Lion Ford Field
11: #Dolphins Hard Rock stadium
12: #Chiefs Arrowhead Stadium
13: #49ers Levi’s Stadium
14: #Cardinals State Farm Stadium
15: #Texans NRG Stadium
16: #Ravens M&T Bank Stadium
17: #Browns FirstEnergy Stadium
18: #Eagles Lincoln Financial Field
19: #Patriots Gillette Stadium
20: #Bengals Paycor Stadium
21: #Broncos Mile High Stadium
22: #Jets/#Giants Met Life Stadium
23: #Buccaneers Raymond James Stadium
24: #Panthers Bank of America Stadium
25: #Bills Highmark Stadium
26: #Titans Nissan Stadium
27: #Saints Caesars Superdome
28: #Jaguars TIAA Bank Field
29: #Bears Soldier Field
30: #Commanders FedEx Field

[Rashad Vaughn Stan - 🍻🧀🦌 @rashadburner]

“FVCK YOU SAN DIEGO, FVCK YOU” https://t.co/whFtbLwOEg

[Football @BostonConnr]

DAWG

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

This is what TRUE respect and HONOR looks like…..

Wow🙏🏻🇺🇸 https://t.co/FpewykOniD

[UFC @ufc]

AND HIS BALLS WAS HOT #UFC291

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

Holy Manny Machado 😱

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Country Music Television has pulled Jason Aldean’s music video ‘Try That In A Small Town’ in response to media outrage.

In the music video, Aldean calls out left-wing violence, specifically violence against law enforcement.

Apparently this is ‘controversial’ and hateful according to the left.

“Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk, carjack an old lady at a red light. Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store. Ya think it’s cool, well, act a fool if ya like. Cuss out a cop, spit in his face. Stomp on the flag and light it up. Yeah, ya think you’re tough,” the lyrics read.

“Well, try that in a small town. See how far ya make it down the road.”

Rapping about drugs and murdering people: ✅

Singing about standing up to lawlessness: ❌

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and Vladimir Guerrero are the first father-son duo to be to be Home Run Derby champions

[Jake Smith @Smithjac27]

I need a @teddyswims and @SamRyderMusic duet please #teddyswims #samryder #voicesofgold

[UFC @ufc]

Ruthless has called it a career!

Congratulations on an unforgettable run, @Ruthless_RL 🙌

[Overtime @overtime]

No hands? No legs? NO PROBLEM.
(via dirchie_visuals/TT)

[Northland Athletics @NCJacksAndJills]

Welcome home to our new Head Men's Hockey Coach, and LumberJack Hockey alum, Shane Buckley!

https://t.co/HoYzSOmYzt

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Wrong.

[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

Do you agree? 👀 #GoPackGo

[Jacob Turner @TheJacobTurner]

Domingo German threw the 24th perfect game in MLB history last night.

It is one of the rarest feats in all of pro sports.

Some context on just how rare it is:

5%+ chance of a hockey player scoring a hat trick 🏒

.22% chance of a pro bowler having a perfect game🎳

.13% chance of a no-hitter in Major League Baseball ⚾

.06% chance of an NBA player scoring 60+ points 🏀

.04% chance of a PGA golfer having a hole-in-1 🏌️‍♂️

.01% chance of a perfect game in MLB. ⚾

27 up and 27 down will always be one of the rarest feats in all of pro sports.

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

MVP with ease. He should win it every year. What he’s doing is insane. All of us at the highest level can’t believe our eyes. Truly remarkable. Be thankful you get to witness a real GOAT! #OHTANI

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

FIRST EVENT: DAS BOOT

Strong showing from @DavidBakhtiari #BeerOlympics2023