Jacob Smith

Digital marketing strategist, web designer, trail runner & craft coffee aficionado

[jons sandwich shop @jonsandwichshop]

jon’s sandwich shop is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services and opportunities. jon’s sandwich shop will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

@osterpizza @Rileyjaeisgay Checked my EA sports profile on Gamecube the other day, we've got 30 DAYS of playtime...

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[Leeko #1 Fan @BamWrld_]

This is Josh Rosen's profile. His profile picture is when he was drafted by the Cardinals. His banner is him on the Dolphins. His bio says QB for the Cleveland Browns. His location says Atlanta… Josh Rosen is currently on the Minnesota Vikings.

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

Very unhappy with @bluehost. A site restoration was supposed to be executed 2 days ago and I've spent hours chatting with support while my client's site has been down. And support tells me today they haven't even started? Do yourself a favor and use a different hosting provider.

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

Hey @bluehost - please fix your service! Have been unable to log into my account or use Maestro to update client sites for hours, which is unacceptable. Very disappointed. #bluehost

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

@osterpizza You can't even BEGIN to talk about Coolidge without discussing the Harding/Vanderbilt train conspiracy

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

"Not everyone can find a COVID-19 test and not every positive result will get reported … but everybody poops." @FiveThirtyEight @adultswim https://t.co/Jhr79zWeG3

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

Join me and make a gift to University of Northern Iowa. #1UNI https://t.co/97Cx2lDWiO

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

"Hey can I copy your homework?
"Yeah just make sure to change it a little"
"Alright"
@nathanfielder @burgerking
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#marketing #advertising #FAIL

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

Poeltl 30 - 3/8

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[Rosa Parks’ Burner Account @Rosasburner]

@AdamSchefter Drew Lock whenever DK Metcalf gets separation:

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

@osterpizza Does injuring the 60 year old prof who gave me my scholarship in a pickup game count as an ejectable offense?

[morgs saw glitter times live @starshapedmorg]

#WhenWeWereYoungFest

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU are cold. They have fur.
Do not let inside.

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

@jnweber18 @RACH4_theSTARZ I think she misspelled ‘bowling’

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

@osterpizza Im more of a lasagna cat kinda guy https://t.co/qoqX28tk0X

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

@osterpizza Tfw 34x30 jeans ➡️ “joggers”

[Jacob Smith @SmithJacobMauro]

@osterpizza See that’s where you’re wrong bud