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@Billyspurs He arse touched the floor more than his feet.!

Forward line needs sorting this week.!

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@MiggysRightPeg Rent free 🤯

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@SpursOfficial Biggest Cunt at the training ground since Campbell.

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@Billyspurs @SpursOfficial That’ll explain why they gave us it free with the season ticket renewal.!!!

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@Billyspurs Not sure they will.! All trust has evaporated.!

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@TheBoyHotspur @ChangeForSpurs Not sure these kids will be allowed in a pub.! Certainly won’t be allowed at the bar.!

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@RPMNEWS1 @mileshuntTWS It was a banging gig…. With the added bonus of not having a banging hangover the following day.!

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@Mrjamieohara1 Victim FC.!

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@rioferdy5 @FIFAWorldCup Not going well is it….!!!!

Such a farce.!

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@Mrjamieohara1 Hope the line up hasn’t pissed on his chips.!!

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@richardajkeys Shut up you pair of thick cunts..!!!

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@Billyspurs Top tip… bags should be mixed with both of your belongings in case one was to go missing. Otherwise you could be walking around in a skirt for a few days.!!

Which of course might not be an issues if that’s your thing.!!!!

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@Mrjamieohara1 Too early Jamie.!
COYS

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@Billyspurs Shouldn’t be surprised.!
Scum club.!

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@rickygervais It’s fucking hilarious.!

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@prem_thakker Fuck that leave her there.!

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@Howellsey Afternoon David.. We spoke at Woking Train station on Sunday on route to FFC regarding a charity event being planned by Badshot Lea Youth & Colts FC. A shirt has just arrived so am I able to get it to you before Sunday’s event at THFC?
Many thanks.🙏

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@EnglandFootball @FA If anyone needed reminding that football in this country is run by clueless idiots then here it is.!
Pitches, Volunteers, referees, all in short supply… so the brains of the outfit come up with an idea that requires even more.

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@imacelebrity definitely a likeness between Rev Richard and Maggie T.!

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@numenorean23 @realTrumpNewsX Fuck sake… Who’s next… Fred West?