Simon Holmes

Likes: The Fall, Claus Castenskiold, Mountains, Cycling, Cricket, Books, Baseball, Walking.

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@Verbal_Vortex The audience were laughing at him

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@AndrewPopham @JackieD86388657 @Teresa19618773 You do know the audience pose the questions?

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@christiancalgie I expect we'll somehow cope without Frogface appearing on the Beeb. He chickened out of Kuenssberg's programme recently anyway.

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@JayKey1234 @SenatorLankford @POTUS I thought MAGA voted for no more wars, apologies if I misunderstood lol

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@millwall_tina Probably in rehab

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@bristolcitywfc Got my train ticket to Havant, see you there 😀

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@PolitlcsUK @guardian Irrelevant, he'll never get the chance

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@CouncillorWebb Yeah, right

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@LordRennard @LibDems Aren't you the sex pest?

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@shazzadolli Who the fuck are you?

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@KeyworkerMan When was this election?

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@reformaggedon Who the fuck are you?

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@rj_abel Hahahahaha, if only Twitter was the real world eh Robert?

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@JacquiOatley @GirlsontheBall @NWSL I wouldn't say it's happened in every @bristolcitywfc match I've seen this season but, yes, in the vast majority!

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@JesseCrouch16 Who the fuck are you?

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@RDonaldson91 @LeeAndersonMP_ Who the fuck are you?

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@SarahForRuncorn It's difficult but I'll pass thank you

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@YosefDavid9 What a load of bollocks

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@EternalEnglish @SandyofSuffolk Oh. How enlightening.

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@EternalEnglish @SandyofSuffolk And what is your evidence for this accusation?