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[The Smithmeister @smithmeister_19]

I just got a new cue in @8ballpool - who wants to be the first to get schooled with it? https://t.co/CFElinAZ3w

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Someone pop a cap in my head I really cba with this shit anymore

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When a fag sideburns you know you got problems

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One thing I like about Remy is he isn't scared to shoot

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One thing I hate about Netflix is you take so long just choosing something to watch #netflixproblems

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It's Tuesday's and I'm still going strong with @3llehG and Rachel through Monday night

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@OscarBobby96 well ovbs not but I'm not worried yet cos I reckon I will only have a boy so I'm cosher

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@OscarBobby96 word, but the way you worded it was too much looool

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"@OscarBobby96: If my daughter turns out to be the neighbour hood bike pls strike me down" ahahaahhaha fam what possessed you to say this?

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"@AbdiTV: Why you look like a Honda Civic 😭😪" honda civic you know

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Ashley Cole..

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"@_NaturalBeautyJ: Wish I was in bed with BAE like this 😴😍" @3llehG

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City Fucked me up for 400 nicker -.-

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Ffs city don't Fuck my bet up -_-

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"@jadechapmaanX: 😕😕😕" @3llehG

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"@WorldStarHumour: He smacked the shit outta her 😂😂😂 https://t.co/CKT4AolqLe" hahahah old people battering each other, real life marriage

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"@StarsAndRavers: Told my mum I had to quit my second job" hahahah your mums too much

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"@SportHumour: Don't think the Zaire players understood the rules... http://t.co/uvd6uq0pj4"

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@titchy94 did you get home this morning?

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My mood just won't change at all :/