Paul Rivas

College success author: This Book Will Not Be on the Test
Online course creator: Better Grades in Less Time®
Study skills specialist:

[Paul Rivas @SmithRivasDC]

@petcortright Serendipity III

[Rob Flaherty @Rob_Flaherty]

I’m at the child brain poisoning company, im at the gambling company. I’m at the combination child brain poisoning and gambling company

[Jake Schwanitz @JakeDNVR]

Lmao 😂

I don’t blame anyone who decides not to follow recruiting and just looks at the list of signees in December and February

[Victoria! @VictoriaTheTech]

Something I was talking with friends about the other day is that the “Cookie Monster Pajama Pants Girl” is such a ubiquitous late GenX and Millennial experience. We’re all from different states but every single one of us knew a Cookie Monster Pajama Pants Girl.

[J Ladrón @jladron21]

dicen que el himno uruguayo es como una persecución de tom y jerry. un genio lo puso en un video.

lo mejor que vi en mi vida.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me in clinical psychology grad school: it would be unethical to give you advice, I’m here to help you discover your own insight

me at my actual job every day since grad school: dude for real, you’ve gotta stop buying meth from Skeeter behind the gas station

[Braylon Edwards 4⭐️ @BraylonEdward10]

This is the list I'm the proudest to be on. Headed into freshman year 20hrs and a 3.9 GPA Glory to God 🙏🏾 @CUBuffsFootball

[Paul Rivas @SmithRivasDC]

@BraylonEdward10 @CUBuffsFootball @DeionSanders Nice! If you want to get even better grades in even less time, so that you can have more time to work on your game, read my book, especially the last 5 chapters. https://t.co/OdG0aj6KtE

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

The Houston Gamblers have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

[Paul Rivas @SmithRivasDC]

"6th grade level" is subjective, try not to think of it like that. 6th-grade level compared to what? The average dumbass? High-performing Asians from two-PhD households? When someone tells me their kid is three grades ahead in math, I know they don't know enough smart people.

[blue @bluewmist]

Our house rule is you don't have to go to sleep if you're reading. So my 8 year old is now reading 6th grade reading level because he likes thinking that he's getting away with staying up after bedtime. Win/win.

[Sparrow Wallet 🐦 @SparrowWallet]

Unless @Apple's decision to terminate @craigraw's Apple Developer account is reversed by June 30, all new installs of Sparrow will fail, and development on macOS will end. If you value Sparrow, a repost would help. @AppleSupport

[Paul Rivas @SmithRivasDC]

@martyrdison @calvertcountymd

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

BOTH ANKLES IS INSANE 😭😭😭😭😭

[𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛 @NotWhoYouDream]

We just need to skip the bullshit and do Enter Sandman.

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it:
(1) the Spanish way
(2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before
(3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

Spanish twitter is calling Pochettino “La Malinche” for teaching the USA to play football

[Jason Gudim 🦆 @GudimJason]

I miss paying 50¢ for a pack of worthless baseball cards simply because baseball is cool and it was fun to learn about the players.

[Vanessa @vlal42]

One aspect of Jalen Brunson that often gets overlooked- his academic success. He took a bevy of AP classes at SHS (his mom Sandra always made him email his teachers weeks in advance of known absences due to bball), and he graduated from Villanova in three years.

He was as successful in the classroom as he was on the court.
He is a great role model for kids today wanting to succeed in both arenas.

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

If you wanna support both Mexicans and Asians today buy some Panda Express