Shannon Smith

Proud @UFJSchool alumna. Copywriter. Wide-eyed wanderer. Chronically hungry.

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

@mike_solas97 @FlavorFlav I feel like the correct tweet would have been, “@FlavorFlav I’m a big fan, will you come to my wedding? If so, can I borrow one of your clocks to wear?”

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

@FlyTPA Bozeman????

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

@KrisLuckPhoto What’s the temperature here at this time?

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

@normalmadeline

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

Somewhere in the afterlife Mr. Peanut is so pissed he didn’t get this kind of attention

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Duolingo Owl is fucking dead.

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

Wildberry is giving #raygun
#PopTartsBowl

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

People from the Midwest think deer are only in the Midwest

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Watch for deer” is the Midwest way of saying “I love you”

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

MOO DENG

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

Mississippi State looked mis-Shapen today

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

Someone should check if Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter is juicing

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What's are the best comedic line reads of all time?

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

Thinking Dublin is “around the world” from Tallahassee is peak FSU education

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

Y’all ever had to throw footballs in a game while having jet lag after a plane ride around the world?

Didn’t think so

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

@Stiggymayneee I love that for you!

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

What’s next? Kids just stepping on sidewalk cracks willy nilly??

[Plateau Asian girl🌟 @CatiaKyen]

These Kids don’t even believe an orange seed can grow in them when they swallow it, anymore. This one just told me “the stomach has no soil and sunlight”. What happened to the culture?🤦🏽‍♀️

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

This is actually Julia Stiles in Save the Last Dance

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

It’s chocolate week in the tent #bakeoff #gbbo

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

UK to be blasted by 48 hour 26C heatwave with five cities in England the hottest https://t.co/lYqEVaMDoB

[Chris @citehchris]

(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

@BrianKirschner_ Boo this man

[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

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[Shannon Smith @smithse26]

If you add Will Arnett plus Alexander Skarsgard and divide it by 2, you get…