Elyse B Smith

I do hair & art. (check out my hair Insta @elyseirishair)

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@instagram PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE HACKERS. My entire hair career for the last 10 years is on there and it’s been two entire weeks. Can I please get some help?! WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SPEAK TO A PERSON. I have proof that I am me, do my hackers? Help. Me.

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@MSharpe1223 Thank you for making this show up on my feed 😂😂😂

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

Me: “Ev please put your drink over there it’s going to spill on the couch”
3yo: “I am mommy goodness sakes lady” *smirks*
Me: “Are you trying to go to time out?”
3yo: “No I’m trying to love you”
😂🤦🏼‍♀️❤️

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@ImaBihh

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United States Supreme Court: Justice for Kendrick Johnson - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/duzbrOyezP via @Change

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@MavenofHonor I saw Ian McKellen leaving out the back in NYC after a Broadway show. And also Kimiko Elizabeth Glenn at a coffee shop in Harlem.

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

Why does Moana’s Dad have a British accent? Has this been discussed?

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

My 3 year olds logic: I do hate lying, but I don’t hate Lion King.

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@smitherdpat @BrendanSchaub Holy shit 😂😱

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

Why do I fall asleep so much easier on my couch than in my bed? 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@jonbecker_ Grapes are delightful. Artificial Grape flavored things taste NOTHING like real grapes and it’s truly upsetting.

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@hitRECordJoe Couldn’t pick just one 🥰

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@MSharpe1223 I know 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 I cannot wait 👏🏻

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@XXL @jpsprazzle 😂😭

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

I’m sorry. This is brilliant. Or the amount of money I can spend on Amazon at the end of the week with said Whiteclaws 🤭💁🏼‍♀️

[deep fried mom brain @hannystyles69]

i’m going to make myself a chart like parents do for kids except i get gold stars for things like “not pressing snooze 5 times” “didn’t get mcdonald’s on the way home from work” “drank 64oz of water” then i add up all my stickers for the week and that’s how many whiteclaws i get

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

My son just told me that when I don’t have teeth anymore he’s going to the store to buy me some.
Who said parenting is hard? I’m set.

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

Me and my husband to my son daily: I love you with my whole heart buddy.
My son to us today: I love you with my whole sandwich.

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

@jpsprazzle

[Elyse B Smith @smithtodeau]

Absolutely No One:
My husband EVERY time I’m driving: I would have turned there