Josh

[Josh @smithwjosh]

Diving rat

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Frustration for England😡

England were left in disbelief after being denied a penalty from this challenge on Harry Kane by Lionel Mpasi.

[Josh @smithwjosh]

Not fucking about

[Chris Jack @Chris_Jack89]

Rangers have completed the signing of midfielder Dan Neil on a three-year deal.

Neil becomes the fifth signing of the window for Derek McInnes.

https://t.co/BSrRu8uT5q

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

“I was just talking to Kevin O’Connell.”

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

Look at Matterface reading his pre scripted line about broadway. Utter garbage commentary 😭😭😭😭

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Matt Smith as Daemon Targaryen will go down as one of the greatest casting choices ever, on-par with Sean Bean as Ned Stark.

[Josh @smithwjosh]

Welcome back Clarence Royce

[Antonio Chavez @NewsM101]

This is false.

They simply stopped reporting crimes.

[F🍑 Jakose @Jakose21]

El 11S si el piloto hubiera sido el terrorista de Ferrán Torres

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆

@ScotlandNT @LewisCapaldi

[WhoRemembersPod @whorememberspod]

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time.

Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.

[Josh @smithwjosh]

Fucking horrible

[Sky News @SkyNews]

New footage has emerged in the killing of seven-month-old Palestinian Sam Abu Haikal in the occupied West Bank.

The video appears to show the family's car slowing to a stop before an Israeli soldier opens fire.

Sky's @AdamParsons reports ⬇️

Latest: https://t.co/cjyZPzIyeA

[Kam_13attle @pluto_dreams13]

Nigga i thought that was Clint Capela

[Calum Brown @Calum_Brown99]

Help me oot Victor Krum😂😂😂

[Josh @smithwjosh]

@cjcraig98 What you having for dinner

[Josh @smithwjosh]

@cjcraig98

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

R Truth vs PSG:

0 Dribbles
0 Duels Won
0 Key Passes
12 Smiles
1 Pen Miss

LET THE BALL GO OUT ❤️❤️❤️

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

After decades trying to break up Britain, and as her husband admits embezzling £400k, Nicola Sturgeon quits Scotland...to live in England https://t.co/v4KyJ4wDVh

[Joe @totnumjoe]

🚨BREAKING: Max Dowman is now the youngest gimp to ever lose the UCL final!

[Calum Macdonald @CalumAM]

NEW: Ian Blackford, former SNP Westminster leader, tells @TimesRadio Breakfast that he believes Nicola Sturgeon when she says she spent no time in her kitchen, so didn’t see Murrell’s purchases, Mr Blackford says because:

“She doesn’t have a passion for cooking.”

[Josh @smithwjosh]

fucking awful

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

As Henry Nowak lay bleeding to death in the middle of a quiet residential street in Southampton, his wrists were chained together in handcuffs.

Police officers, who he thought were coming to his aid, had fallen for the lies of his attacker, Vickrum Digwa, a 23-year-old Sikh man who claimed the 18-year-old finance student had racially abused him.

Digwa had in fact stabbed Mr Nowak four times with an 8in ceremonial knife 👇
https://t.co/ZuB2K5sThn