José Mário dos Santo

I'm an idiot

[Tim Palmer @timhpal]

A look at some of the possible zone rules in Pep Guardiola's positional play, how they beat Tottenham's press, and the importance of the coaching process --> https://t.co/SHOiOdLyjJ

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Or it could be that the best players, certainly in the last decade, have been forwards 🤔. In fact you could argue that, if it were truly for the best footballer of the year rather than, on occasions, the best footballer from the best team, Messi would win it every year. https://t.co/iIyvYiDowN

[90sChelsea @90schelsea]

When pre-Roman #Chelsea beat #Barcelona, the favourites for the #ChampionsLeague, 3-1, April 2000. #CFCFAMILY #KTBFFH

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Look at it trickle down. https://t.co/D9Jg2h6yLx

[Keepitonthedeck @Keepitonthedeck]

This is outrageous stuff.

[Josh Cincinnati @bitbanter]

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...am I close @jack?

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

"When scientists say bears are going extinct, I want people to realize what it looks like," says photographer Paul Nicklen

[Myneuver @DOLLABILLGATES]

Me after i invested $7 into Bitcoin yesterday

[José Mário dos Santo @smithybullet]

Wtf.... disgrace https://t.co/AJ7HqTzHgu

[Premier League @premierleague]

When Lampard laced it, there was only ever one ending 💥

#GoalOfTheDay @ChelseaFC

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

I’m going to file this quote in my ‘What a load of offensive bollocks’ folder https://t.co/o4LYVDAXyN

[José Mário dos Santo @smithybullet]

@MattH_2103 Yeah good night, barely remember any of it 😂

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

What an absolutely ludicrous, incompetent, absurd, make it up as you go along, couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery bunch of jokers there are running the government at the most critical time in a generation for the country.

[José Mário dos Santo @smithybullet]

@MattH_2103 cheers for the Chelsea ticket mate. Didn't realise you were shooting off so soon after the game!

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Zola 👉 Poyet 👉 💥

[Roshana 🦴 @RoshanaMN]

Dear @richardbranson

It MAY have been your executives who sued the NHS for 100s of thousands, taking resource away from the sick

But now u are aware I would like to think you'd instruct them to give it back? What do u say?

Who else would like to see that?

Merry Christmas 🌲

[Ariane Sherine Juniper @ArianeSherine]

The most British story ever:

For 12 years, my husband gave his neighbour a six-pack of beer at Christmas, and received a box of chocolates. They thanked each other warmly.

My husband couldn’t eat the chocolates as he’s vegan, and later found out that his neighbour was teetotal.