El Duderino

[redrum @griffisu]

what a fuckin retard

[taoki @justalexoki]

my algo is tuned tf in

[Raven @raven_brah]

You have more wealth and have held power longer than most kings in history

[Scott Horton @scotthortonshow]

Remember that time he signed the National Defense Appropriation Act of 2012 that gives the military the authority to arrest and hold Americans in detention indefinitely without charges?

[Jordan Kaplan @JKap415]

Surely all the people who were mad about Jimmy Kimmel losing his show are furious about this

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

I can name one September that was significantly worse.

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

“(Hey) I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 0-2”

[Magills @magills_]

AHHHHHHHH ROOK OUT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH

[Libertarian Party NH 🦔 @LPNH]

Hang socialists.

[RedRaider806 @RedRaiderLex]

May I present to you this masterpiece ⚗️

[Kevin Kiley @KevinKileyCA]

How about this list:

-homelessness (1 out of 50)
-poverty (1 out of 50)
-Retail crime (1 out of 50)
-gas prices (1 out of 50)
-illiteracy (1 out of 50)
-wage stagnation (1 out of 50)
-frivolous lawsuits (1 out of 50)
-unemployment (3 out of 50)
-housing costs (2 out of 50)
-water bills (2 out of 50)
-restrictions on workers (1 out of 50)
-Anti-business regulations (1 out of 50)
-energy/electricity costs (3 out of 50)
-inequality (3 out of 50)
-income tax (1 out of 50)
-gas tax (1 out of 50)
-budget deficit (1 out of 50)
-road disrepair (3 out of 50)
-educational inequity (2 out of 50)
-COVID school shutdowns (1 out out of 50)
-COVID business shutdowns (1 out of 50)
-COVID mandates (1 out of 50)
-illegal border crossings (1 out of 50)
-funding for illegal immigrants (1 out of 50)
-People leaving state (1 out of 50)

[Latinx Adjacent Doctor PhD @TonerousHyus]

Whoever had “They’re gonna fill the palisades with Section 8 housing” pick up your prize

[RBe @RBPundit]

NARRATOR: It's literally a criminal offense.

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

japan has seen bigger

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

“abolish capitalism!”

cool. who grows the food???

no seriously—who’s out there at dawn breaking their back in the dirt, fixing broken irrigation lines, replacing a tractor axle in 110° heat—for free? because you think profit is mean?

who mines the lithium for your laptop, the cobalt for your EV battery, the iron for your train rails? who refines it? who ships it? who builds the ships? who insures them when they catch fire in the middle of the ocean?

who unloads the containers at the port? who drives the truck across 4 states? who services the diesel engine at the roadside stop in Nebraska when it breaks at 3am?

who keeps track of inventory, repairs the refrigeration system, updates the software, cleans the floors, builds the shelves, trains the workers, manages the risk, pays the legal fees, replaces the lightbulbs, handles the theft, the overtime, the breakdowns, the lawsuits?

who coordinates all of this across time zones and continents without profit?

you think the whole supply chain is just gonna keep running because everyone suddenly caught a case of the warm fuzzies???

you think people are going to wake up and go do hard, thankless, physical labor for vibes?

capitalism doesn’t work because people are good. it works because people are selfish and it figured out how to harness that into infrastructure. it’s the only system that survives human nature without needing to rewrite it

you kill profit, you kill production. you kill production, you kill logistics. you kill logistics, and suddenly it’s day four of your anti-capitalist utopia and the shelves are empty, the power’s out, the pharmacy’s closed, and nobody knows how to fix a fucking thing

anti-capitalism isn’t a philosophy. it’s a death wish dressed up as a virtue signal

it’s the aesthetic of rebellion powered by an iPhone, subsidized by Uber Eats, and resting on 400 years of industrial infrastructure you take for granted because you’ve never built a single useful thing in your life

you’re not oppressed. you’re just ungrateful

and the second you get your little no-profit revolution, you’ll find out exactly how long society runs on vibes: about three days, give or take—then the generators fail and you’re boiling rainwater so you can heat up your shitty powdered food

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Imagine having a freshly microwaved pepperoni Hot Pocket, bombing the sand people, then taking a victory shit and flying home

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

“Awww was somebody bad at war?”

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Would you support a constitutional amendment rendering all members of Congress ineligible for re-election whenever the federal deficit exceeds 3% of GDP?

[Daniel Kinahan @caughtkinahan]

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