Dennis

accountant/husband/father/redeemed

[Dennis @smitty8612]

Not even a full day into the New Year and the Steelers dumpster fire is already lit. 2019 is the best

[Dennis @smitty8612]

The Bengals and the Redlegs trying to give me hope for 2019.....

[Dennis @smitty8612]

@Bo_Dirt_ Needs sample to confirm

[Dennis @smitty8612]

I see you redlegs..... I see you. #hope

[Dennis @smitty8612]

19hrs, much longer than expected.... just as absurd as expected.

[Dennis @smitty8612]

Cohen gets three years . How long until the Presidents next tweet about him?

[Dennis @smitty8612]

Also I can’t make it out of the Mall-Mart with $12.67 worth of stuff without someone stopping me to check my receipt, but some dude pushed a 65inch tv out the front door without being stopped......#yesimstealingbread #bearddiscrimination

[Dennis @smitty8612]

@fbackus Now ya tell me

[Dennis @smitty8612]

Go to a different Walmart and try to find an ordinary item without looking completely lost, it’s impossible. I went to Mall-Mart today... I gave up on fruit snacks. I’m convinced they don’t carry them

[Dennis @smitty8612]

Cohen gets three years . How long until the Presidents next tweet about him?

[Dennis @smitty8612]

My son had basketball tryouts tonight. I was filling out paperwork and didn’t get to watch him. I asked on the way home, how’d it go?
I was feeling it dad, my shots were all wet....... then he says, dad that’s what kids call a swish now. #jerkface

[Dennis @smitty8612]

“A great and noble man, the best father a son or daughter could have”
Farewell 41

[Jeb Bush @JebBush]

Just incredible. Thank you Senator Dole.

[Dennis @smitty8612]

@lilMisChrysalis Listen Linda..... that lady gotta look up. Head down ain’t no way to cross the parking lot

[Dennis @smitty8612]

My wife took all my headphones to New York (yes all of them) now I must do this Walmart trip without music..... what happens if people talk to me..... dang her

[Dennis @smitty8612]

My son trying to sit closer to me than the Holy Spirt in church this morning

[Dennis @smitty8612]

@lilMisChrysalis It’s indeed a Christmas miracle

[Dennis @smitty8612]

@Bo_Dirt_ walking on stage flexing like he’s NLC’s Thor or something

[U.S. Navy @USNavy]

Fair winds and following seas, Sir. We have the watch.

[Dennis @smitty8612]

@Bo_Dirt_ Shame on you Addison.... good thing you didn’t bet on baseball bc that is unforgivable. Beat your lady, well......