Bryan Smith

Hi, my name is Smitty. I like talking on the radio. I like music. I like you.

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Just a reminder, @guitarcenter is the absolute worst.

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“I took like 5 of them.” -every stranger after taking a picture for you

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@artiequitter Such an amazing appearance on @joerogan’s podcast. You looked amazing and full of life and have never been funnier! It made me so damn happy. Love you Artie. Keep it up!

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Hell is a costume store.

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Had a convo with a girl whose fly was noticeably down. I felt super awkward telling her. Now she’s just out there in the world like that. 😔

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Just ate an ibuprofen sample from Costco for no other reason then it was there.

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If I don’t hang out with @rossmahoney and @deftonesfreek at the same time soon I’m going to be very upset.

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If I’m naked with a person, percentage chance of me doing dick helicopter: 100%

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I love musicians that make me go "Holy shit you are bad as fuck" and then I just smile and dance the whole time. @louiscolemusic

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I am constantly around spectacular human beings!

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I feel bad for ppl that have to write parking tickets for a living.

So what do you do?

I bring people despair.

:(

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Hey guys! Check out my new podcast Hugs and Hugs with @meganblanchette! https://t.co/79Kq43vMGH

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Warren 2020

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"I don't wanna play with any leaves at all."
-my dad just now when presented with an artichoke

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Poker players dress like shit.

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It takes a real asshole to sit in his chair backwards. Unless he has a toothpick in his mouth. That's chill.

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Kanye West would be a lot cooler if he was Jimi Hendrix.

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Why is everything in Lake Worth sticky?

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@billburr The way you hosted that thing tonight (you did) was incredible.

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It's kind of bananas that Dana Carvey is 61 right?