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[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Balls that survive 18 holes get retired to the putting mat. I call it Ballhalla.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

During a Triple-A baseball game, a kid standing on the field for the National Anthem started to pass out. The player next to him noticed immediately, grabbed onto him before he fell, and helped get him medical attention right away. He’s doing well now

[Adam Schwarze @AdamSchwarze]

🇺🇸 Minnesota Patriots: Vote August 11!

Support the MNGOP-endorsed slate, including Adam Schwarze for U.S. Senate. Early & absentee voting are underway.

🗳️ Find your early voting location:
https://t.co/Ph5RkIhqYu

📋 Learn where & how to vote:
https://t.co/K7Pp5qKgXU

[Adam Schwarze @AdamSchwarze]

EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY!

I’m a constitutional conservative who has spent my whole life fighting for you. I’ll fight like hell to pass the SAVE America Act, support life and our Second Amendment rights.

I’d be honored to have your vote.

[smitty @smittybaseball8]

@MinnesotaDFL And the DFL Leadership can fill in when small businesses lose half their staff. What a joke.

[Coach Beede @CoachBeede]

Parents write off Division III as the lesser path. The NESCAC ,, Amherst, Williams, Bowdoin, Tufts, Colby , UAA , University of Chicago , Brandeis University ,Emory University and NYU,
offers no athletic scholarships at all. None. What they offer is the degree, the network, and need-based aid that can make it the best 40-year value on your son's entire list.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Mail-ins arriving before Election Day:
🔵 Bass: 38.1%
🔴 Pratt: 27.9%
🔵 Raman: 20%

Mail-ins arriving after Election Day:
🔵 Raman: 37% (+17% surge)
🔵 Bass: 34.9% (-3% drop)
🔴 Pratt: 19% (-9% drop)

Who are we kidding here? This is fraud.

[smitty @smittybaseball8]

@bennyjohnson It is fixed and it's obvious. This is Newscum's "Plan B" that he said would come if the election is not going their way. Unreal.

[G-MA & G-PA @GPAIndiana]

I remember Mom and Dad loading us up, then heading out to wherever we were camping that weekend. Once we got there, that old 1970 Sears canvas tent camper came to life. Watching them set it up was part of the whole experience, unfolding it, pulling that thick canvas tight, making something solid out of what looked like almost nothing.
Looking back, it wasn't just about getting away, it was about building something together, right there at the campsite. Piece by piece, just like those memories. 💛

[Adam Schwarze @AdamSchwarze]

BREAKING NEWS: The Schwarze for Senate campaign today announced nearly 100 state legislators and Republican candidates (and counting!) who have united behind our campaign for U.S. Senate. 

This monumental accomplishment, less than a week after I became the Republican-endorsed candidate, composed of conservative leaders from every corner of the state. 

Right now, our momentum continues to grow from the Iron Range, to the Twin Cities, to the southern border. Minnesota families want a fighter they can trust, who has done the work, and I am honored by their support. Thank you!

[smitty @smittybaseball8]

@Team_Ilhan @mehdirhasan @IlhanMN She didn't feed anyone except her bank account. This guy is hilarious. Moron

[smitty @smittybaseball8]

@MayorFrey Here's a winner who wears his jogging shorts little too tight. Thanks Champ but it was because of you that feds had to come clean up. It's on you.

[smitty @smittybaseball8]

@Ilhan @RepRashida Great you know how to read some staffer's prepared statement. 🤡

[smitty @smittybaseball8]

@MNSteveSimon Our state is front page news every day because of shit heads like you and endorsing fraud and corruption.

[NESCAC @NESCAC]

⚾️ABCA Regional Honors

⚾️@TuftsJumbos Cole Donato named Region I Pitcher of the Year
⚾️15 players from the NESCAC earn All-Region I honors

> https://t.co/bbofvs2zcg

[Adam Schwarze @AdamSchwarze]

MUST READ in the @StarTribune:

"He’s now a front-runner to win the Republican endorsement this weekend at the party’s convention in Duluth, a remarkable development for a candidate facing two rivals with wider name recognition."

https://t.co/YQj5y1eJKM

[Adam Schwarze @AdamSchwarze]

To all my fellow veterans and Gold Star families:

I want to sincerely apologize for the vile political attacks that have marred this sacred Memorial Day.

This day belongs to those who paid the ultimate price for our freedom — not to politicians and their surrogates looking to score cheap points. It is deeply disappointing to see such disrespect on a day of solemn remembrance.

To my supporters: Do not be dismayed or distracted by these lies.

We will not stoop to their level. We rise above the noise by staying focused on what truly matters — our shared values, our faith, and our America First agenda that puts our country and its people first.

Let’s keep carrying ourselves with dignity and purpose. I look forward to seeing all the delegates in Duluth as we come together for the convention to advance our shared vision for Minnesota and America.

God Bless You,
God Bless our Fallen Veterans who paid the ultimate sacrifice for our country,
and God Bless America.
— Team SFS

[smitty @smittybaseball8]

@NRSC Looks like a SNL skit.

[smitty @smittybaseball8]

@AdamSchwarze Just so sad. Every day it's something new.