smittyisms

A modern day Aristotle stuck in a pitcher's body

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More congrats to @jetjones89 and @K_SMITH31! Can't wait to see them on Sundays

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Followers to RETWEET can win a Griffey bat AND #MLBFC sweatshirt: http://t.co/jt9qpChUSK

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Nothing like a lil cum behind the ears

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You can hear the hairs of my fart

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Nothing like a well dressed lady from the 20s that smokes cigs

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I can jack off where ever I want. I can access the old wank bank and everything is fine.

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I have a slight case of yellow fever but want it to be bigger.

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Split my lip on a cock

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I want my ass waxed

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@devydevvvv wow sassy

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@devydevvvv dumb post

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I ate 3 cliff bars. I have to take the fattest shit.

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@devydevvvv now you favor mine. Wow original

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@devydevvvv so hard!!!

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Willy t has to pay maintenance fee for the tile being broken from the hanger he has!

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"You took her to pound town?"
I don't have a map to pound town!

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I need a cup. I was just watching pitch perfect.