Smitty

Improv comedian. IT mess fixer. Gamer. Nerd. Homeless punching bag.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

These guys deserve an Oscar 🤣

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[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

Jennifer Combs, a resident of Trinidad, Texas, was actively arrested and jailed simply for making a Facebook post exposing the city's brown, contaminated tap water.

The city officials panicked over the bad publicity, hid behind a garbage law, and used the local police department to lock her up under the guise of "preventing public alarm."

​Let’s be entirely real: this isn’t law enforcement; it’s tyrannical retaliation. Since when does a local bureaucrat get the right to suspend the First Amendment because their infrastructure is failing?

If the citizens can’t openly criticize the basic hiding-in-plain-sight truth of what’s coming out of their own common faucets without getting a mugshot, the system is completely broken.

​She is officially suing the city for violating her civil rights. Is this Texas or North Korea?

​🎥: Fox 4 News

[Smitty @smittyoftexas]

#takestroudout @HoustonTexans

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@ChazLocke11 Negative. I am with you

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Also, 41 years ago Huntington Baseball was in the State Finals. 1984.

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@Texan_Live hey guys, can we get a scorebug that actually shows the outs, stike count, and bases?

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@ChazLocke11 You take that yag off the mattress and apparently you have committed a felony...

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@CptRaphie My daughter is convinced we can be like you. I told her, while extremely talented at voices, singing, and gaming, I don't have the energy to push content like you. Cuddos and keep up the work

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@theonlyjeremyt @Cowboys_Muse_ @statmusefb @statmuse @FergSZN Dez caught it

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@theonlyjeremyt @90sWWE Also....if you put Cena on the mountain, you won't know he's there...

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@theonlyjeremyt @90sWWE Cena is too modern. I think I would do Andre, hogan, flair, savage... Austin is a hard one not to put on it. I'm just thinking iconic.
Sting, undertaker, Kane? LOL

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In March Madness I will always go for the underdog. Tell me I'm wrong

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Calligraphy with sand

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Canadians booed the United States anthem at #4Nations so we destroyed them with our fists & on the scoreboard.

Continual classless actions like this deserve a beatdown. Well done, USA hockey 👏

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@ChazLocke11 @dallasmavs @AntDavis23 @Chime This is why I don't watch professional sports

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@ChazLocke11 @Coach_Zaher He's a good dude

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@ChazLocke11 I'm currently trying to scan a qr code that's on an image on my phone for little dribblers pics....I feel ya

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@RealJamesWoods You talking about "having shit ready day 1"

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@theonlyjeremyt @TheyLuvvLi_ Ain't never turned off

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@theonlyjeremyt She wakes up feeling like p-diddy... that song aged well!

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What's tik tok?