Steven Kiefer

[Steven Kiefer @smk4]

@Kevmath Poor substitute for the beer count (speaking for your table)

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Just now realized how old I really became 17 days ago

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@AmericanAir #2482 delaying a flight by 6 hours over the course of the day, and then announcing 5 minutes before boarding another 12+ hour delay? You know your crews hours before takeoff.

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#Vacation - a slight, but enjoyable piece that actually had something to say, AND was aware enough to recognize its limits. Ding, ding, done; 'cause I'm a smartass. #phillyfringe18

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Need to read the signs better: Needy, self-conglaturatory and pandering do not a show make #phillyfringe18 #deadflowers

[Steven Kiefer @smk4]

I'm lucky it's the end of my fringe, because if I have to hear one more audience pre/during/post show, I won't make it #phillyfringe17

[Steven Kiefer @smk4]

Went to check GaTech football scores; didn't expect to find news of campus police shooting of LGBT leader. WTF

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Just saw TOWN - truly funny and thoughtful question on what we want from our entertainment #phillyfringe17 #PHITComedy

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First unreserved YES for the season: Breath Beneath #PRISMQuartet #phillyfringe17

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@smk4 @stribs or unironically as I meant to say

[Steven Kiefer @smk4]

@stribs I need a ruling: is it ok for Amer. strippers to use "You shook me all night long" in their routines ironically?

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Am I complicit if my ticket just keeps them on the path that leads them to handjobs for crack? #phillyfringe17

[Steven Kiefer @smk4]

Note to future self: Stop going to critiques of media, the 27 year olds who have something to say have nothing to say #phillyfringe17

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911 is a joke, 9/11 wasn't (But is wasn't an excuse for jingoism either)

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I must be old, because OMG kids are fuckin' stupid #phillyfringe17 #GameShowShow #AmeROCKinJustice

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For those who missed it: "Born In The USA" is NOT pro-USA #phillyfringe17 #AmeROCKinJustice

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Never watched magic next to one who both mansplained how the tricks were done AND was in dumbstruck awe of the basics #phillyfringe17

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Words I should never hear on TV: "Let me introduce Sean Kenney. Can you believe it, Sean Kenney!?!?!"

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Just in case the patrons weren't clear that it's Sunday brunch, they just switched the music to Simon & Garfunkel in Central Park