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@zackpilled @joeybeastmarket One of the greatest tweets I’ve ever seen

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@brad_culpitt Before you know it, it’s half spaces, quarterspaces, etc, just like the Air Force

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Best GWOT memorial I’ve heard was someone suggesting a burn pit with an eternal flame and we throw money into it. I think we could do a dollar a minute and it’d only be half a million per year

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@FreddyLA7 You must pay homage to the Bass as it is their Pro Shop

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@TimOnPoint @realgreggd And every minute, a single dollar bill floats down into the burn pit, to be consumed (thanks to Rent I know that feature would add a mere $525,600 per year)

[TimOnPoint @TimOnPoint]

The GWOT Memorial should be a 24/7, 365 days a year KBR DFAC run by Filipino and Pakistani indentured servants and serving and endless supply of boiled eggs, ice cream, metrx, ripits, and piss bottles… I mean Gatorade.

Out front there should be a weapons clearing barrel for visiting JOs to shoot into, and a handwashing station that nobody uses.

It should be surrounded by t-walls and feature maximum dust production (mud if it rains), and have an open burn pit slightly upwind.

Over the entrance, a single solemn sentence, “They will greet us as liberators.”

It should cost a trillion dollars.

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@Silicon_alien @AndyMasley Thanks, good sleuthing!

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@DJSnM Nuclear design bureau discord just updated - he got an unrestricted EAR99 classification (good to go)! Dev said he’d post more updates soon

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@aelfred_D @SirajAHashmi They considered “America Stronger Than Ever, Say Quadragon Officials” but felt it was too much

https://t.co/YFomfdBE4o

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I regret to say the ads are good again

[GundryMD @gundrymd_]

If You Eat Butter Daily, This Is What Happens

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2A includes this

[Meanwhile in Ukraine @MeanwhileInUA]

Ukraine isn't testing the SKYNEX air defense system anymore. It's using it - and the results are rewriting Europe's defense orders.

All four SKYNEX systems pledged by Germany have been delivered and are operational. Developed by Rheinmetall, each unit combines a 35mm automated anti-aircraft cannon with radar-guided targeting and a networked battle management system - designed specifically to intercept Shahed-type drones before they reach their targets.

Ukraine's Air Force called the results "impeccable." Rheinmetall is now planning to scale production to 400 systems per year by 2027 - a decision driven directly by what Ukraine proved in combat.

The drone war created the demand. Ukraine created the proof of concept.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

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@PatrickHeizer Nice choices - A Fire Upon The Deep is incredible, turned me on to the rest of Vinge’s oeuvre

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@the_engi_nerd Don’t have an F-35 one handy so this’ll do

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@redbullfuturist They need to bring the one that said “drive off the freeway overpass”

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@iowahawkblog @nobodyknows2322 Becoming a “Bournemouth” fan BECAUSE they’re sponsored by “bj88”

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@hughlaurie @jan_murray get her ass, Wooster

[The Real Guardrail Guy @theguardrailguy]

Today was the day!

The guardrail that replaced the one that killed my daughter was hit and there was a different outcome this time.

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Hilarious US cultural victory to drag the World Cup teams to the south, esp Florida, in summertime