Steven Kudelko

Sometimes I like mumble rap but I never like coleslaw.

[MΩYΩCΩYΩTSZN @bigbrobenji]

@JaYunnaMonae America is so wild, can't even go to a convenience store without worrying about getting killed on your way there and now y'all getting killed by the stores too

[Steven Kudelko @smkudelko]

I bet you all still watch Autumn Reeser movies on the Hallmark Channel and she's divorced with two kids.

[Steven Kudelko @smkudelko]

Have you ever had the smell of a Japanese man make you hungry for hamburger helper?

[Jalopnik @Jalopnik]

Large Pile Of Meat Found On Side Of Ohio Road, And No, It’s Not Your Mom https://t.co/k4nWWzb9DK

[Robert Dunn🚴🏽🦅🎾 🟦 @alifeofinsanity]

#wtpBLUE #wtpGOTV24
#DemVoice1 #ONEV1

Once again we are about a week away from a Government shutdown.
Speaker of the House Donald Trump has advised his lackey Mike Johnson to shut it down. Anything you can do to help me win the 2024 Presidential Election is necessary;
Shut it down
Crash the Economy
Stop all Border Safety legislation
Shut down Aid to Ukraine, Israel
Bang and Blame Democrats
Cut Defense Spending

This is the Republican agenda, win elections at all costs - winning is all that matters - once they take over the country they will continue to kill our rights, freedoms and our Democracy

VOTE BLUE- Joe Biden and Democrats down the Ballot
LET’S SAVE OUT COUNTRY AND OUR DEMOCRACY

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Hey, corporate media--

Pro-tip:

1. Getting almost 80% of the vote is better than getting almost 67% of the vote.

2. A 65.5-point margin of victory is bigger than a 39-point margin of victory.

Happy to help.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

At some point we have to talk about how Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed for far less than what Trump and his Republicans did and are still actively doing.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

This is:
- Tom Cotton looking for his penis
- Josh Hawley trying not to think about Tom Cotton's penis
- Ted Cruz wondering if there's a reward for whoever finds Tom Cotton's penis
Not Pictured: Lindsey Graham demanding to lead the investigation

[Erich McElroy @erichmcelroy]

We are back on @AmericanXchgPod with a warning from @reedgalen from @ProjectLincoln

What happens if you work with Democrats? The answer will surprise you.

LISTEN here: https://t.co/9STr5aUE8P

WATCH here: https://t.co/xhdgFXpOZH

[່ @tylerduran21]

@streetfighthard and the lesson of the day is

[Follow @StopThatAFC @Funclipsss]

@streetfighthard mother should find her “friend” for answer instead

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I don’t know who this man is but protect him at all costs!! He finally broke it down. So much she had no come back! See the God yall worshipping is yourself and your opinions!! I love how he use the word, the one she claims to know in his argument! Sadly they still won’t get it. Y’all think we judging you but it’s by the measure you are judging is what’s happening! And she claim to want to help the students but didn’t want to ask the parents for permission to do it. Where do these women get the audacity? You can’t control our kids!! Please everyone repost this!!

[Steven Kudelko @smkudelko]

best response to anything i’ve ever read about politics

[Steven Kudelko @smkudelko]

This was a pretty interesting docu-series on a cult, Synanon, I had never known existed.... available on Paramount+ https://t.co/oYpD609eEB via @people

[Steven Kudelko @smkudelko]

Throwback to those early shameless days of social media when I used Foursquare to check in at the methadone clinic 😂🤦‍♂️

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[Steven Kudelko @smkudelko]

I'm up for some Mr. Mercedes fan fiction where Holly and Jerome end up together. #stevenking #peacock

[Steven Kudelko @smkudelko]

Have you ever been in a physical therapy place and not heard a t least one Bruno Mars song playing in the background?