Simon Davies

Director / Principal - Rapture Accounts Limited.

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@LFC today’s match summed up by my son today. Great send off for MO and ANDY.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@gigaclear another evening paying for broadband we can never use. Yes we are the mugs that pay for this. Classic for school holidays.

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@HennessySports @eggington_sam @boxxer @SkySportsBoxing @jonpegg74 Let’s go Sam 🥊🥊🥊

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@ldniven The life of a super star. Well I hope you beat Man United 🥊

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@ldniven I love watching curse of oak island. Also like the fact you have stuck with the Newcastle united hat all these years (I watch from UK, huge Bobby Robson fan). First final since the 1960’s I believe, will you be coming to London to watch them?

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@HitmanHatton @AOArena @SkySportsBoxing Let’s go champ 🥊🥊

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

Let’s go Ricky …1 more time 🥊🥊 @HitmanHatton

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@litttlemountain I left after 20mins. Could tell he was going to stumble through the whole show. He was struggling to put a sentence together.

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@BoxingOnly5 @eggington_sam @dennis_h_hogan Let’s go Sam 🥊

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@gigaclear stayed in for a pre midday instal. Called 2 days before to confirm install. Chased again at 2pm then told by 4.30pm.
Have you gone into liquidation ? Take customer money then run for the hills ?? I’ve just heard you may be doing this as no one answers the phone

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@timmuz50337 @muse The way of the world right now !!

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@liamgallagher When limpbiscuit said…let’s break stuff and chilli peppers sang fire. Boy did it go off !!

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@DerekWarChisora @Tyson_Fury @frankwarren_tv @BTSportBoxing @espn @ESPNRingside @BobArum @trboxing Scared ain’t he Del Boy 🥊🥊

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@haven do we sleep in the car this eve? Got 3 kids to wash and now missed our dinner reservations. What’s going on ??

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@haven just wondering after cleaning at 11am and saying be done at midday. We come home at 5.30 and can’t get in. Reception closed. Maintenance gone home. Previous tentants in this caravan were sick on the carpet and left it. We have to breath and smell this in for 4 days now.

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@eggington_sam well done last night mate, great fight to watch, all at your tempo, good things do come to those who wait. World champ at 28….things will only get better for you pal. 🥊🥊🔥🔥.

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@DerekWarChisora War of the roses in them shorts Delboy.
Still the badest and most entertaining heavyweight (that includes butter bean who just came out of retirement !!)

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@terencecrawford Our dreams not ‘are’

[Simon Davies @smnd79]

@GWijnaldum Back in Paris and back on the bench. Come back to LFC !!