Santino Moffa

i want to go where the buffalo roam

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[c ☆ @tintafey]

he ain’t looked like this since the ending of call me by your name

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

when i was in elementary school i really thought opening TIME CAPSULES would be a much bigger part of my adult life

[slothy @slothy_420]

i move around every few seconds just in case there’s a sniper on me

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

That “need something sweet” demon be whoopin my asss

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody know what i should do

[໊ @buffys]

being gay is so fun because how do i know exactly what this is and it’s context

[m @msnetik]

do you think the furniture rehearsed Be Our Guest beforehand or was that the first-ever runthrough

[culture @notgwendalupe]

22 years ago, Carrie Bradshaw's ex party friend Lexi Featherston died after falling out of a window in 'Sex and the City':

[josh @y0cuando]

But it’s just a supercut of us

[VE @velmorrra]

Please stop asking me what i do for living, i am a diva

[eve @csiirac]

in the hospital getting every surgery

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

just got my yearner’s permit

[alli✨ #KATIEDAY @ilyanchiron]

everyone asking me how im so calm well it’s cause im on pt 17 of a 10 hr rain sounds playlist

[A @seattleiminyou]

Sometimes the wrong piece of chicken will make you want to join PETA

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

now my life is sweet like cinnamon

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried