happiest man on earth

I'm mewing and I must scream.

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

hedgehog's dilemma

[jes @peestains]

molest back the system that molests you

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

my kindness to the homeless and the vagabonds has paid such great divideds in my life

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

imagine buying your wife coffee

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@peestains @nickich thank you for your service

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

the greatest artists of our time are not painting pieces to hang in museums, they are working on the riot games animation team

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

do you think inde navarette would be good at nidalee jg

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

nothing pisses me off more than when coworkers don't have class consciousness

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@philiprothhead what about sexual fridays

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

we neglect our noses too much, who knew there were so many amazing smells to smell in the world

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@emweener do you want to queue together sometime, I play a mean kai'sa

[conifrère @arbresmuets]

walking around activating the wrong neurons. standing incorrectly, contorting my face in concerning ways. failing, failing, failing

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@peestains I love ur unemployment posts bc it makes me feel better about being an unemployed chud myself, pls keep it up

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@92kkyul have you been to Sarah & Tom on Bloor? stumbled upon it last weekend and reminded of you

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

most exciting part of my day is going home to bake some banana bread

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@philiprothhead theyre even better now, dont give it up

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@seltzerprincess saw her spill a drink and not clean it up #notmymayor

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

need wife to mansplain the french bond crisis to. any takers?

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@peestains been there bro💔

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

lying naked in the sun eating greek yogurt and reading a spooky story >>

life dont get much better than this folks 🌤️

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@emweener I'm deadass a retard I am so sorry

[happiest man on earth @smogebob]

@emweener no I meant like to me lol