👽

Hard feelings. Harder dick.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Y’all are not prepared for what’s coming

[👽 @smokamota]

Concert after concert and still ain’t paid a single bill!

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

…..? as in the united states pentagon?

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

as someone who has sex, i didn’t have an opinion on the taylor swift msg wedding

[taoki @justalexoki]

you are a lot fatter than you think

[Meg @heirmeg]

i give up on melanie and sincere they give the spanish couple from highschool that use to fist fight then cry and kiss in gym just let them be fr

[👽 @smokamota]

Being hood rich is an interesting life choice for someone who’s about to get sued in small claims court hahahahaha. Affording everything else but yo bills is crazyyyyyyy

[👽 @smokamota]

The brokest bitch you know is out here buying kylie meta glasses. These celebrities got yall in a choke hold.

[👽 @smokamota]

Rose eyed glasses

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I’m making a list.
1) escape goat
2) epitome

[👽 @smokamota]

Sometimes I forget that I have a sister and then I’m like oh yeah she won’t speak to me or meet my son because she owes people money how wild is that

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[👽 @smokamota]

Why they put Kaydas extensions on blast like that 😂😂

[౨ৎ loren౨ৎ @mylorensworld]

Sista be calm omg #loveislandusa

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[📿 @amandanvc]

Auntie can’t keep doing 2 hour episodes they needa wrap this shit up lmao

[👽 @smokamota]

Will Farrell is getting older 💔

[👽 @smokamota]

No brainer

[Akira @Akir_a997]

GIRL TO GIRL… be honest….
If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life… would you?

[hunter @3gpmh]

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail