bob

✶ flamin hot guido ✶ aries artist ✶ portland ♡♡♡

[bob @smokebooty]

man parking was a bitch at my ex gfs funeral

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she on her period.. 🙄

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it’s all fun and games til she bust out the crying heart tattoo

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déjà goo

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hatin is a disease get well soon shorty

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been out in the sun on a farm all week painting greenhouses and holding chickens and petting lambs i’m livin the dream

[bob @smokebooty]

when i was a little boy my parents told me that the only time it’s okay to lie is to the policeman and they were so real for that

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whatever happened to putting your girl on your shoulders so she can flash her boobs to your favorite band

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print dungeon

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@lilllangelbby no ❤️

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💰

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@MargaretPa78576 nice bags marge

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my car is a 1986 toyota camry and so is my other car and so it will always be

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ain’t no film i care to see with chimney thalamus in it

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@opalauras your call is being recorded for quality purposes

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put poochy on the phone

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@LiaJade69 you could try being a dog

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piss army

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@bitchintiddy bc… they look nice

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@bitchintiddy ms eyeballs

[bob @smokebooty]

i think i’m just attracted to women who look like bitches and i mean that in the nicest possible way