ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE.

ᅠᅠ﹡ 𖹭⃕ 𓂃 @sparrowsruin.   ִֶָ

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

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https://t.co/Vs3xSX5tlo

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

Don't get started.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

You will not like how much I weigh.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

Promise?

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Grasshopper. If you continue, I am going to jump on you.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

More like a cricket.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Not this again. I am not ‘literally’ the size of a grasshopper.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

Tiny, even.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Not a complaint, I hope. And not so little. The cybernetics add more weight than you would think.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

... You're such a special little man.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

If it gets you to accept my companion. My baby, even. Then I will sacrifice the pie. And the whipped cream.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

I should probably make some coffee to decorate it a little...

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

… but it is my favorite.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

@sparrowsruin Very deep in.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

Ashe with her mortal enemy when no one is looking.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

That last slice of pie was callin' my name anyway...

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Why would I not? He is family.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

Oh, yeah? You sure that's the road you wanna walk?

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Our cat. What is mine is yours.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

Accusin' me of somethin', sugar?

ᅠ Your cat, your fingers.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

You are being dramatic. He is just a baby. Though he has gotten a touch bigger … Are you sure you have not been feeding him?

—?! My finger?? I do not have many left as it is. You have plenty to spare.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

Love?! That thing you wanna call a "cat" is 'most as big as a cow 'n blood—sick like a damn bull———keep feedin' him an' he might just grow those horns...

ᅠ 'Am thinkin' ah'll just give 'im one of your cute fingers t'see if it /satiates/ his need for violence.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

He is showing you he loves you. Maybe he could even show a little more tenderly, if you give him something tasty.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

Why the hell would I do that? All he does 's bite my goddamn ankles when 'am tryn'a walk.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Did you give him his daily treat?

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

@sparrowsruin, why's he starin' at me like that...

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

He's trying to explode me with his brain

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

@sparrowsruin Nope.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

And fuck that annoying British girl and her schewpid accent.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

@sparrowsruin Take off your clothes. I'm goin' for a ride.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

@CONFLICTANDDOOM we're doomfs

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @smokelcss]

@sparrowsruin Ogghhh—— watch her ribs——!