Osmosis Jones

Professional 💩talker. Read my tweets after I die & put them in a museum

[Osmosis Jones @smokemansteph]

Treat me like a pimp, even if I ain’t got no hoes

[Osmosis Jones @smokemansteph]

Celtics not gone recover from this trade for awhile. I wouldn’t have done that nonsense

[Osmosis Jones @smokemansteph]

This has to be satire

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

"Even though Jaylen Brown was talking about himself for MVP, the Celtics did not feel like Jaylen had the best season on their team…They felt that Derrick White had a better season."

— Brian Windhorst. 😳

(h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

[Your Hair Shorter Than Mines @_StillTheShawn]

They say this how Jackie Robinson was doing them when he first integrated Baseball. Lol

[Osmosis Jones @smokemansteph]

I would be highly upset lol

[Your Hair Shorter Than Mines @_StillTheShawn]

They say this how Jackie Robinson was doing them when he first integrated Baseball. Lol

[Osmosis Jones @smokemansteph]

I talk to fake accounts and try to scam them

[Eᴄʜᴏ Aʀɪɴ 👑 @echoarin]

When the Asians do it, y’all call it Ramen😂

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[Osmosis Jones @smokemansteph]

Go to the store and get me a ding dong 😂😂😂😂😂

[alex ruffin @aTHRIFTEDtemple]

new sample alert

[Osmosis Jones @smokemansteph]

Lebron not going to the warriors but it’s funny to see people get worked up about it

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

Pharrell unveils his new adidas silhouette, the VIRGINIA Watermoc, a.k.a the Starfish ⭐👀

[Epic Warz @EpicWarz]

Chuck Norris VS 1,000,000 MrBeast !

[Old Media @oldmedia]

When Wendy's used to be yellow

[FIGHTFLIX @Fightflix_]

Who thought chaining brothers to a table in a cage to fight was a good idea 😭

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

[Osmosis Jones @smokemansteph]

Portland got Ja, dame and scoot. Somebody gotta move to the 2 or another trade gone happen

[Osmosis Jones @smokemansteph]

Ja in Portland? Idk if I like this, but only time will tell if it’s a good trade or not

[Travis Miller @travismillerx13]

🇺🇸Trayvon Bromell beats 🇺🇸Noah Lyles winning #ParisDL 100m in 9.91! (+0.1) 👀

[The Savage @ManiacMoe]

Cuz she fucking a black guy don’t mean she ain’t racist

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

He was the first contestant and it's already over