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[w @smokematcha]

I’ve heard from uhh a friend that doggy is best. When the hole is deep but the dog is scared

[w @smokematcha]

i dont think many people were rushing to the Bell for the ’Beefer
Its like something you’d throw in an order
because it’s only like 79 cents
or if you are going to Taco Bell with a child that only understands hamburgers

[ⓘ ŁØN£R @loner_vi862993]

@RuizNichol84383 I see no Down syndrome in her bro 😎

[Vernon Jones @VernonJonezogn]

@mjc_cook That’s fraud that guy is fraudulent. That is fraud anytime you don’t wanna show somebody something that ain’t nothing but fraud. I told him I said OK I’ll call the police and let them decide.

[w @smokematcha]

Every point I have earned at my local Taco Bell comes from a place of compromise.

[w @smokematcha]

I never noticed he has HOG tattooed under his lip, is that supposed to be where you park your hog or does he just like hogs or what

[w @smokematcha]

Apollo landed on the moon. Dionysus shit-tweets and plays osrs

[w @smokematcha]

When yall gonna learn to ignore white people's opinions on rap ? Just smile and say something like "wow I never thought about it like that" and keep it pushing.

[w @smokematcha]

Fun fact, the insurance never actually pays medical bills. It's just numbers on the screen and the only one who pays is you

[w @smokematcha]

Zyn in foreskin actually hits what else can it do?

[w @smokematcha]

I recognize those hungry man dinner brownies from a mile away. I secretly do this on purpose put some corn in the brownie maybe spread some mashed potatoes on and dip the brownie in the corn juice. You gotta try dipping the brownie in the corn juice too it’s a must so delicious.

[w @smokematcha]

Adult diapers are really meant for leaks not full on shits and pisses

Hmm. :/

[w @smokematcha]

taco bell is so delicious bro. impossible to stay away once it comes to mind

[w @smokematcha]

Here in Ohio we dont Wright or spell to well

[w @smokematcha]

Take this with a grain of salt because I’m not an astrophysicist, and I saw this in a few semi reputable places but can’t guarantee authenticity and I’m describing it as a layman, but from what I recall

[w @smokematcha]

Gardevoir is practically a human who can communicate and consent I think

[w @smokematcha]

Non-competitive pokemon fans have like 3 jokes and 2 of them are related to having sex with the mons

[w @smokematcha]

You know what they say, "the more middle men siphoning money out of the system, the better the health care"

[w @smokematcha]

They think I'm trying to live out some kinda racist fantasy but I'm just trying to get my freak on.