Bri

Do what thou wilt is the whole of the law in this house. Except when it pertains to tomatoes, they're banned.

[Bri @smokerbones]

I stand by this statement. https://t.co/X4dfVMv2zt

[Bri @smokerbones]

People who use patchulli perfume- you smell like a dirty piece of corn on the cob. Just don't.

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Where the aliens that get ratchet?

[Bri @smokerbones]

Episode 134 of @OurStrangeSkies is filled with such an intensely comforting amount of pure righteous anger. Very well done, absolutely incredible.

[Bri @smokerbones]

@JustinMcElroy @MBMBaM The @LPontheleft boys.

[Bri @smokerbones]

I hope everyone has a great day, except for people who put staples in hardwood trim. I hope those people are burning in the flames of the underrealm.

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

don’t hit me up unless you’re a witch

[Vintage Los Angeles @alisonmartino]

Creedence Clearwater Revival eating at a Taco Bell in 1968

[Bri @smokerbones]

@Simoleonaire Hahaha none! She has 30+ as is, but she did get a special doggie cake! And watermelon!

[Bri @smokerbones]

Celebrating this Absolute Beaut all day 💖🎉🥰

[Bri @smokerbones]

I think I'm fully ingratiated into the north country, as it's 43 and I have a tank top on. Gotta love life above the blue line.

[Bri @smokerbones]

@Valiant_Bore I'm honestly, not surprised, but concerned.

[Bri @smokerbones]

Can confirm it is again Gin season, as it hit over 40 degrees this week.

[Bri @smokerbones]

It cracked 40 degrees up here today so you know what that means. Gin and Tonic season is finally among us. Praise be.

[Mark @markiplier]

2020 - A Comprehensive Review

[Bri @smokerbones]

@spiritualcrimes @Simoleonaire @Valiant_Bore Lol I barely know myself my guy, but big props to yall for letting Windy Williams into your heart. (Windy in reference to that time she definitely farted on air)

[Bri @smokerbones]

@spiritualcrimes @Simoleonaire @Valiant_Bore Wait, I cannot tell if this is satire or yall really watched the Whacky Wendy Williams movie????

[Bri @smokerbones]

@spiritualcrimes @Simoleonaire

[Bri @smokerbones]

@Simoleonaire Prime ankle swipin snipin local

[Bri @smokerbones]

Tentative friends?

[Bri @smokerbones]

@shurrrngee That's right, you reap what you sow. And he is reaping the cons of being beautiful.

[Bri @smokerbones]

Unfortunately for Aleister, he's already sick of getting his pic taken.