William the Conqueror 🤴

It is not always possible to draw a line between the erotic and the divine, and this is true of pain as well as of pleasure. -Ruth Mazo Karras

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

I know everybody loves Dial Drunk and Stick Season but like let's discuss Come Over and this GUT PUNCH of a verse

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

https://t.co/ouIMM58HFn

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

I'm planning to fight Ganondorf either tomorrow or Saturday, I'm cooking so much shit and grinding to get better armor, any tips? (No spoilers please)

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

@CNN I know restaurant work can be hell but this is certainly a weird solution to that

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

After seeing what he's doing: we are playing VERY different games and it is so funny to see what I'm doing vs what he's doing

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

Mitch has GOT to be regretting teaching me Zelda by now

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

My husband: you can buy TWO books
Me: keyword here is buy.

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

Fun fact: if you're a grad student at ICMS publishers will just give you books. Like... for free.

[Goliardic Society of Western Michigan University @WMUGoliards]

Find us at booth 41 in the exhibits hall during #kzoo2023 and celebrate the first hybrid ICMS with a shirt, tote bag, medieval mug, and much more, including our ever-popular stickers! For a sneak peek of what we have, visit our etsy store! https://t.co/s8WLIwWH3S

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

@leafsbian So we did a pack-yourself shipping container, then flew ourselves. It wasn't too bad, the window for pickup was decent so we rented a truck during that day and unloaded the container into it, then unloaded the truck into our new place.

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

@roossell93 Congratulations!!!!!

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

Sometimes you have to skip out on dinner and karaoke to read about medieval sex in a hotel room while drinking cold brew at 8pm. And it sucks but at least the book is good.

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

My husband, as I try to explain Christian mystics to him: Oh, they're like Snapewives.
#medievalism #likenotwrongbutiamupset

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Salvador Perez has been named Royals team captain.

Salvy joins George Brett, Frank White, and Mike Sweeney as the only team captains in club history.

[@edithmayhall @edithmayhall]

Vincent van Gogh was born March 30 1853. Here's no painting but a page he wrote in a cafe in Laken in November 1878 which shows him declining ancient Greek demonstrative pronouns. Enjoy!

[beth :) @lovliesdaisy]

happy ides of march watcherinas

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

I might be in Michigan but the whole damn bar knew I'm #RedKingdom tonight #SuperBowl    #ChiefsKingdom

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

Ya boy is THE tipsy bartender

[William the Conqueror 🤴 @smokesforharris]

@_superboii Congrats!!!!!