隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚.

羽村 京平 ; ❍ ❜ ❝ ── I'm gonna make this painful. ❞

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

https://t.co/jRTqsS17VI

[₃₁₄₉ @soverenyi]

my dear boy, they don't make loyalty like they used to.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

@Birdihello Could say the same for you.

[ The old captain says, canting his head to the side. Tired eyes looking the other up and down as he shakes a cigarette loose from its fresh carton. ]

What's your deal.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

@level99jester Well ain't you a smart cookie.

You're one of Ta-bo's lot, Sugiura, wasn't it? Don't believe we ever had the pleasure of a... formal introduction, let's say.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

Sniffed me out already?

You junior detectives work fast.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

Pay me no mind, kid.

Ain't any trouble to you.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

@primaldetective Why don't you come tell me how you feel personally.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

Evenin'. Nice when it's quiet out, ain't it?

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

I don't think he will.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍一 KAITO. @primaldetective]

ᅠ
do you think captain hamura will lend me 2000 yen if i ask nicely.
ᅠ

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

( Now pours a glass for Kaito. )

Ask me questions like that, and you'll wanna forget the answer come mornin'.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍一 KAITO. @primaldetective]

ᅠ
captain, what are your thoughts on twinks?
ᅠ

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

( Pouring himself a drink. 🥃 He's going to need it. )

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

Try not to scuff Ta-bo's suit too badly. I don't need another phone call from Genda.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

Say that again.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍一 KAITO. @primaldetective]

ᅠ
eat my ass, cap'n. boss ain't here.
ᅠ

[۟ @godsfell]

you will never be clean from sin. rotten children don’t deserve heaven.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

Show some damn manners, you ape. Boss taught you better than that.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

I'll send Ta-bo your months pay if he wins.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍一 KAITO. @primaldetective]

ᅠ
i have to go fight my lawyer now.
ᅠ

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

Pussy.

[🪻 * HIGASHI. @razorlefty]

m-meow?

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

Sure.

Just don't have too much fun. You're both working collections come tomorrow morning. No excuses.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

I know I said to play nice, but kissin' in a karaoke booth is getting a bit too friendly.

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

You boys goin' on a date?

[隊長; 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚. @smokesworn]

Ain't that sweet, sounding all needy like that. The family could have made good money from you had you not sworn up.

[🪻 * HIGASHI. @razorlefty]

( very quiet. almost pleading. )

captain. . . please.