stephen jackson

The Pub Landlord!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dragon hatch is open and the cabin is now at vacuum (zero) pressure
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[Typical Gamer @TypicalGamer]

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[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@christotaylo Sack him!

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@christotaylo Sounds like you fancy the presenting job, sat in a square in Rome, reading the paper, espresso, James Richardson esq

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@christotaylo That's what they call "stonewall" in the business!

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Lee...a little lesson
Inflation means prices are going UP. Annual inflation was 3.9% to November.

Which means that something costing 30p a year ago would now cost 3.9% MORE

So people don't have "more money in their pockets" they have LESS🙄

Try my online maths school for help

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@asda Sensations popadoms!

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

#Bears what is going on?????
Thrown away a win here...
#yougottabekiddingme

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

If the media and authorities showed as much outrage at teenage school kids getting stabbed to death in London as they do to a fucking tree being cut down then maybe the country wouldn't be in such a fucking mess.

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

#Bears doing there best to secure 1st draft pick after week 3....absolutely awful half 🤮

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/TSlPSGzr3r

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

And to make matters worse his missus has just thrown up in the pool....
He's pissing himself laughing....no one else is as people in the pool have to swim around her lunch....
Notable mention to the bar staff who have just give her another pina colada...because why the fuck not

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

Always some pissed up brit being a cunt at an all inclusive and its 3pm...its like they can't help it....and can't handle the pina coladas.

#alwaysone

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@NoContextHumans

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@MrRatch He knows he is in my fantasy team and is fucking with me!

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@christotaylo Your right it should be served between 2 pieces of garlic bread!

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@90sFootballUK1 Guile all day!

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@Paul_Ellis147 @bushontheradio Mate this is quality

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

@ATRightMovies My favourite film of all time....

[stephen jackson @smokeytango]

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? https://t.co/fYM3iOgIax via @38degrees