Smokie Lee

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I think they put stupid in the water today...

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Grocery shopping: the hunting and gathering of latter millennia.

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Really thinking there should be a computer aptitude test before you're allowed to own one.

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend. - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

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Only four days of work...I can do this.

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They've been murdering you every day! - The Deaths of Ian Stone

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"Do unto others" only works if everyone's playing the same game.

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If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

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Filled up a 1 terabyte external hard drive in 3 months...should I be proud or ashamed?

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Banjos: the redneck sitar.

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“Why doesn’t your voicemail just say ‘leave a message, I’m a jackass’?” - Archer

[Smokie Lee @smokiedarling]

Never argue with an idiot; they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.