yel彡♡

cooler than the other side of your pillow 𓃵𓅮✰ stargirl ✰

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i love when i give strangers a cigarette and they act like i saved their life

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[hani @crucifynisis]

triple texting is scary because i quadruple text

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Odiase @odivse]

god's gonna turn me into dirt

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

i need a book written entirely from the villain’s point of view… except you don’t realize they’re the villain until the last few chapters.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

tbh i can never sympathise with men. how are you still a loser in a system that has literally favoured you over everyone and everything since the dawn of time ????

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Be smart, connect with gangsters and nerds. You might need both of them.

[razzle @razzledaxel]

I’m only available for whimsical experiences at the moment

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

oh fuck yes rice and some bullshit

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[BODE @neverelent]

People unpleaser

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t be like that your honor

[christian @ch_risco]

Fool me thrice bro? You little rascal

[໊ @wynavira]

“that will never work” maybe not for you, you unambitious loser

[A. @abbsoul]

And for the lady, perhaps a week of dissociation on the beach?

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates